Would you go to an all-nude juice bar?

Having fun alcohol and drug-free is a real struggle for adults, most of whom are incredibly boring, but one porn baron is looking to solve that with an all-nude juice bar. Sit back with a delicious fruity beverage, share stories among your friends, and… watch a bunch of beautiful naked people walk around.

39 year old Shane Harrington got into the lewd biz when he helped make his wife, Melissa Midwest, a porn star. He told local TV station KETV, “We’re going to be an alcohol-free strip club. A drug-free strip club. If girls want to drink or do drugs, we’re not the right strip club for you.” Sounds almost wholesome, doesn’t it?

Harrington has plans to turn this into a franchise, with the first in Hall County, Nebraska, and eventually branching into Omaha and Lincoln. According to the Daily Dot, church groups are already rushing to the zoning board to oppose Harrington’s plan. But they’re in America, gerrrrrdarnit, where anyone should be free to erotically remove their clothes for the entertainment of people drinking their daily VItamin C.