Watch: Chloe Sevigny’s guide to being a New Yorker

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Chloe Sevigny is an actress. New York is a city. Here is Chloe Sevigny giving you a tour of the world’s largest, insomniac apple. It has streets, and buildings, and places to eat, and things to throw up on, and gun crime. It’s pretty fun, actually. Way more fun than here. Did you know I’ve been? Did I tell you about the time I was in New York City? Oh, I did? Several times? Of course, I’m not actually from there, but people thought I was. Seriously, they did. Do you know that you don’t say New York City, you just say New York? That’s how people know you’re not from a tiny town in regional New South Wales and slept your way into an unpaid internship. There are heaps of good places to live in New York City. I lived in the park underneath yesterday’s copy of the New York Times. It was like, really authentic.

Words by Simon Toppin