A Running List Of The Most Categorically Cooked Outfits From The VMAs

Whack on your trackies, slink to the couch and get ready for some scrolling because the VMAs are here and the celebs are refusing to arrive quietly this year. The red carpet has been open for action for approximately 11 minutes and already we’ve seen a sexed-up Flintstone, a cobweb and around 4,000 naked dresses.

God I love award shows.

To keep you in the loop with all the sartorial mayhem, here’s a running list of all the looks I’ve been gawking at.

Doja Cat at the VMAs.

Doja Cat at the VMAs. Image credit: Getty.

Demi Lovato at the VMAs.

Demi Lovato at the VMAs. Image credit: Getty.

Billy Porter at the VMAs.

Billy Porter at the VMAs. Image credit: Getty.

Bebe Rexha at the VMAs.

While Bebe’s dress looked very simple from the front, she twizzled to reveal two ass holes and a horse tail. Sneaky!

Bebe Rexha at the VMAs. Image credit: Getty.

Nicki Minaj at the VMAs.

Nicki Minaj at the VMAs. Image credit: Getty.

Taylor Swift at the VMAs.

Taylor Swift at the VMAs. Image credit: Getty.

Selena Gomez at the VMAs.

Selena Gomez at the VMAs. Image credit: Getty.