
The Messy Boys’ & Girls’ Nights On ‘MAFS’ Recapped In Funny Tweets
Grab the cheapest bottle of pink moscato you can find and crack open a cold one, because girls’ and boys’ nights have finally happened on Married at First Sight.
These nights are notorious for fuelling drama between the women, while bringing out the worst in the men who in previous years have often spoken about their wives in sexist and disrespectful terms. This year’s nights revolved around the appearances of cheating couple, Carolina and Daniel, as the controversial contestants appearance at the respective nights caused the rest of the cast to snub them. It was all very high school.
The boys sided firmly with Dion, choosing to ignore Daniel for most of night. To his credit, Daniel persisted with trying to chat to the other fellas but he ended up departing early after getting into an altercation with Mitch who kept baiting him. Between his repeated use of the word “bruh”, “wigging” and then speaking about Carolina in a disgusting way, Mitch was an embarrassment.
Tbh both nights were rather cringeworthy, so let’s jump into the absolute trashfire!
The messy boys’ and girls’ nights on Married at First Sight recapped in funny tweets:
Jackson took Olivia on their final date, before he asked Olivia how she would navigate issues with his friends considering her history of holding grudges. Olivia replied she would stop being around them, then spilled that she’s clashed with her ex’s friends in the past.
“I have had issues with boyfriends friends in the past.”
?? Jackson how many ? ? do you need? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Nfk75hCiJk— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) March 23, 2022
“Jackson has really seen some ugly sides of me” …..
No shit.#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/PwZ5gShVxF— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) March 23, 2022
RIP Jackson……he didn’t die he’s just never gonna see his friends again #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/q7oRdZ8b7B
— jas? (@jas_oatmilkstan) March 23, 2022
But now it’s time for the Married at First Sight’s annual boys’ and girls’ nights. The women arrived at a restaurant Brent co-manages, yet Tamara told the ladies that he “waits tables” there.
QUEENS TO THE FRONT #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/wxG8ZXpnBv
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 23, 2022
Olivia: cuts a bridesmaids dress into 5 pieces and send it back to the bride because it’s “poo coloured”
Also Olivia: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/WFX9eHqSz9
— Essa (@Quisticles) March 23, 2022
Tamara diminishing Brent while elevating herself is hilarious. In her mind her admin job is equivalent to the CEO of a major corporation ? #MAFS #mafsau
— Liza Binder (@LefthandLiza) March 23, 2022
All the single ladies heading over to Sinaloa restaurant in Sydney to catch Brent’s eye #mafs #mafsau #marriedau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/O4hrsL02tP
— Emma Searle (@emmajsearle) March 23, 2022
Holly, Kate, Sam, and Selin rejoin their former costars. Selin launches into questions about the couples’ retreat and when she’s ignored, she gets into a war of words with Tamara. Sam bitches to Olivia and Tamara about Selin.
It almost feels like the producers told Selin she won’t get paid until she gets the women to re tell the retreat story. #mafsau
— Urvashi Bandhu (@BandhuUrvashi) March 23, 2022
You guys, Tamara has a career, a house and a dog. She doesn’t want to talk about the retreat. #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 23, 2022
Give Olivia another couple standard drinks before you ask Selin and then you’ll hear the story of how Domenica actually murdered her and she was dead for seven minutes before jackson gave her true loves kiss and she came back to life #MAFSAU
— Not Leah #dropbrooks (@notnotleah) March 23, 2022
You can’t sit with us! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/JqmVUnd0MP
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 23, 2022
I thought Olivia hated when people yelled or was it just her picking on dom and her hypocrisy is showing. Cause Tamara be yelling all the damn time And Olivia sitting all quiet #MAFSAU
— Black Bayonetta (@lauranotwinslow) March 23, 2022
Give Olivia few more drinks and Selin will hear everything right from the bridesmaids dress to how she has no empathy, and don’t forget, how Dom tried to kill her with a wine glass and her ‘loud’ voice.#mafs #mafsaus #mafsau pic.twitter.com/zpOnHUSiEI
— booksforrachel (@booksforrachel) March 23, 2022
Jess waltzes in and the women fill her in on the Carolina and Daniel cheating saga.
So Jess deserves to know about Carolina and Daniel, but Dom didn’t deserve to know her only fans nude was circulating the group. Logic. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Emily Pritchett ? (@emilympritchett) March 23, 2022
Is anyone else sitting there thinking this woman hasn’t earned the right to a free reunion meal? #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/RWCxbH4L75
— Artemis (@easytiger7777) March 23, 2022
The grooms are joined by Anthony, Matt, and finally Al who inspires a huge group hug. Dion arrives to a welcome reception from the boys, but the same can’t be said for Daniel’s entrance. The mood is tense and finally Daniel breaks his silence by saying… he doesn’t know what to say. He eventually revealed that he and Carolina have started a relationship and he has no regrets.
EVERYONE IS PRO DION #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/weleRjUYbV
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 23, 2022
DION MY BELOVED WE MISSED YOU #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Bf7HbjHwy2
— jas? (@jas_oatmilkstan) March 23, 2022
If Al is clued in enough to know you shouldn't be there Daniel, you shouldn't be there, Daniel lol #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/68SaW1pdvy
— Mr Tui (@IamMrTui) March 23, 2022
Love how Jackson says to Daniel ‘you just don’t have any remorse’.. but sits idoly by while his petty wife shows zero remorse for being Satan. #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/pLibfg0Mwb
— Katstar? (@Kathbag__) March 23, 2022
Is there a cameraman specifically for Al just to capture his reactions?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/M65rCdT5ic
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 23, 2022
Dion then savages Daniel, calling him a liar and cheater, before boasting that Carolina threw away a diamond and picked up a rock. OK???
BIG GODFATHER ENERGY FROM THE KING TONIGHT #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/mrqY3B5D8K
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 23, 2022
Idk am I the only one who finds Dion’s broken-hearted narrative over a woman who was never into him a bit weird #MAFSAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 23, 2022
Carolina arrived to a frosty reception in time to tell the women she’s still dating Daniel and they’re officially boyfriend/girlfriend. Ella brought up Carolina’s treatment of Dion and Tamara asked her about a text she sent Dion saying it was ‘just a TV show’.
Tamara having a go at Carolina for disrespecting a guy who wore his heart on his sleeve for her is the most incredible irony.#MAFSAU #mafs #mafsau
— Slabberin (@slabberin) March 23, 2022
Why does Tamara have all these opinions on everyone else’s relationships? She has been horrible to Brent from day 1. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/yGlDo9iBx2
— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) March 23, 2022
Ella is so fucken good at articulating what is wrong with a situation/person in real time. It’s a bloody good trait. #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU #mafs
— Sambo (@Adamcr65029196) March 23, 2022
Mitch made snarky and disgusting comments to Daniel about his relationship with Carolina prompting Daniel to storm out.
Mitch lad going full eshaaaay brah on Daniel ndat #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/qJ8800KC4Z
— trent (@TRG19) March 23, 2022
Mitch showed more passion about Daniel's situation in one night than he has shown to Ella all season. #MAFSAU
— Shab #80aday (@Shabolition) March 23, 2022
God you know you’ve fucked up when MITCH of all people is telling you to leave #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) March 23, 2022
How bad is your behaviour when both Mitch and Tamara are calling you out. #mafsau #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/GKzAm9pmvb
— MK?? (@MKMoore625) March 23, 2022