The Best Tweets From Tonight’s Messy ‘MAFS’ Dinner
Ahoy, hoy! All aboard the Married at First Sight ship which at this point is definitely sinking and not even Seb’s toes tattoo can keep us afloat.
Tonight’s dinner party was a rather grim affair considering there’s only five couple left in the experiment and two of those pairs are barely even together at this point. Yikes. Steve continued to mess with Mishel’s emotions, while Jonethen told Connie she was attractive (yay!) but he wasn’t attracted to her (boo!). Y’all keeping up?
Ladies, I reckon it’s time to jump ship! Save yourself! Let’s sail through the best tweets from the episode, shall we?
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in funny tweets:
Seb was grilled by Lizzie’s mum who didn’t seem to like anything he had to say. It was brutal.
*when you go to woolies for the 3rd time today and there’s still no fucking toilet paper* #MAFS pic.twitter.com/LygzjxBDgV
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 17, 2020
Apple tree something something #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/YYtlK6cyJJ
— shiesty (@bishcheese) March 17, 2020
Is Seb on more than $25 an hour.. that seems to be the benchmark
— joker (@ssquad11) March 17, 2020
Bold shout for someone who’s daughters job title is ‘returning mafs bride’ #mafs #MAFSAustralia
— Tali (@teamtarry) March 17, 2020
Despite arguing constantly, KC and Drew finally went to bang town. Get it, gurl.
KC be like…#MAFS #MAFSAU #mafsaunz pic.twitter.com/SlyAMPll4M
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 17, 2020
Lol, why was KC swimming in the Westfield fountain? #MAFS
— sally (@sally39363906) March 17, 2020
KC : "I do wanna do you"
Drew: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/oJwLc8hLFd
— Mr Tui (@mr_tui_onTwitch) March 17, 2020
At the dinner party, the gang were served up a box of questions. Connie and Jonethen struggled to be honest about the status of their relationship before he admitted he wasn’t attracted to her.
i’m sorry you can’t tell me this doesn’t look like Jonethen #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/cnsOqnnDyM
— alysha (@intosneedy) March 17, 2020
producer: let’s introduce feedback cards
producer to producer: do them at the dinner party pic.twitter.com/YDzncI6YsC
— anthony ? (@IceCreamTony) March 17, 2020
Jonno trying to let Connie down easily #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/yfLHY8OpSC
— Chloe (@thatchloechick) March 17, 2020
Connies mum at home listening to Connie say she wants to bang Johnny #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/3eEQVPF4Qy
— Brizey68 (@BV2268) March 17, 2020
That group bullying of Jonethen to have sex with Connie was some of the weirdest television I’ve ever seen #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Myra (@MrsMyraBrady) March 17, 2020
KC: “We all want to feel desired and wanted…”
Connie: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/kg7Cq9wrhf— Seb Starcevic (@SebStarcevic) March 17, 2020
Michael admitted that he asked Stacey if she would forgive him if he actually kissed Hayley…while still denying that he kissed Hayley.
"If you don't remember you cheated, it didn't happen" – Michael #MAFS pic.twitter.com/WXYB3XHJYq
— Ignatius (@__Ignatius) March 17, 2020
If Michael wasn't on the show, 92% of the viewers wouldn't watch it
It'd just be too fucking boring. ??♂️#MAFS #MAFSAU #mafsaunz pic.twitter.com/iTXbozioJ8
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 17, 2020
I’m calling it. This show would be crap without Michael #mafsau #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mrnA5uYURI
— Cherin Johns (@CherinJohns) March 17, 2020
The rest of the group questioned Steve and Mishel over their lack of physical intimacy.
Was it ‘come dressed as your favourite cardinal’ commitment ceremony night? #mafs pic.twitter.com/R2jc0ZXSCL
— Dusty Pee (@DustyPee) March 17, 2020
And here’s Meshel having an epiphany for the 35th fucking time this season #MAFS pic.twitter.com/kroSojElU7
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 17, 2020
Some of the anonymous feedback tonight: Steve is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. DO NOT TRUST HIM. He is a fugly slut! #mafs #mafsau
— O'Malley (@Skualg) March 17, 2020