The Best Tweets From Tonight’s Bonkers Dinner Party
Holy hell. That dinner party episode of Married at First Sight has left all of us reeling after Ivan was exposed for playing puppet master and causing absolute chaos amongst the contestants.
Aside from Lizzie and Seb getting closer (sex! they sexed!), and Cathy and Josh shifting further apart (not even speaking lol), the episode was really all about Aleks, well more specifically: Aleks being hammered by the group and drilled with nonstop questions.
After the revelation that Aleks decided she was not romantically compatible with Ivan, both Michael and Josh seemed obsessed with the poor girl and kept asking her over and over again if her and Ivan had, in fact, been intimate. Why was this important or anyone’s business? I do not know. It was all kinds of weird to watch and it turns out that it was Ivan who put them up to it.
I’m so exhausted and confused – some might say that’s a 2020 MAFS season mood. Honestly, there’s so much to dissect from this whole shitshow so let’s jump into the best tweets from the episode.
Tonight’s messy Married at First Sight retold in funny tweets:
Josh and Cathy arrive separately to the dinner party after their argument during his homestay.
Josh trying to explain what happened!! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/tZixYcaizu
— Mark E Mark (@MarkEMarkAU) March 11, 2020
Notice how Josh leaves out how he ran to his mummy to throw Cathy under a fleet of busses!!! #MAFS
— Natalie Akko (@natalie19815) March 11, 2020
Me: “I hate drama.”
*MAFS starts.*
Also me: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/V9FSn353X3
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 11, 2020
Whenever I hear someone in the office talking about @MarriedAU#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/6knd1lCBrO
— The Don't Flatter Yourself Podcast (@TheDFYpodcast) March 11, 2020
At dinner, Michael stirred the pot with Aleks over whether she’d been intimate with Ivan.
When you have to expose other people’s relationship problems to hide the fact that your marriage is a joke. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/82uzhoGgWp
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 11, 2020
Ivan is my spirit animal tonight, sitting over there comfort eating with the whole charcuterie board on his lap ?#MAFS #MAFSAU
— MFD (@3croookedhearts) March 11, 2020
Michael: "I don't know what is real and what is fake"
All of Australia: You are fake, Michael#MAFS
— Ignatius (@__Ignatius) March 11, 2020
I'm missing the part where it matters if Aleks and Ivan have been intimate. #mafs #MAFSAU
— Charlie Cosgrove (@thefootyfrank) March 11, 2020
ALEKS: I don’t see Ivan as a romantic partner. I see him as more of a friend or a beloved family pet, like a ferret or an elderly chihuahua…
IVAN: I’m sitting right next to you
ALEKS: …and I have so much respect for him, hey#mafs #mafsau
— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) March 11, 2020
To the surprise of everyone, Steve and Mishel were one of the only couples who didn’t argue.
Steve and Mishel are better at therapy than the so-called "experts"#MAFS pic.twitter.com/P1LyLH0kZR
— Kath2015DG (@Kath2015DG) March 11, 2020
this is actually really cute steve and mishel are the dysfunctional parents of the group #mafs
— s (@sumyianasim) March 11, 2020
Michael spread a rumour that Aleks had gone on a date with a guy outside of the experiment.
"I didn't sign up for questions about my relationship", said the contestant on Married At First Sight#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Andrew Culkin (@CulkinAndrew) March 11, 2020
Me about anyone who's ever ghosted me #MAFS pic.twitter.com/q5x1lNghqN
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 11, 2020
ShE's MaKiNg A fOol Of ThIs ExPeRiMeNt #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5H5moncIor
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 11, 2020
Aleks backtracking on her feelings for Ivan super hard like: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/iOdXXzxSFn
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 11, 2020
CAN ALEKS PULL A MARTHA AND CHUCK WINE ON MICHAEL PLEASE HE DESERVES IT #mafs
— s (@sumyianasim) March 11, 2020
Get Ivan some freakin cheese people!!!!!! #mafs pic.twitter.com/n7huxlMMdb
— Mr Ozzman (@xyozzman) March 11, 2020
Then in a wild turn of events, Josh and Michael claimed that Ivan was the one who told them to try and expose Aleks.
Legit every single person watching MAFS tonight#MAFS #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5Cw8ewCJ0n
— FollowingLightning (@courtyyears) March 11, 2020
All of us watching tonight #MAFS pic.twitter.com/jvEwVryIRP
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) March 11, 2020
Omg it’s all making sense now #mafs pic.twitter.com/BmaFFaupul
— Kimberley ??? (@RestlessMe81) March 11, 2020
The show writers behind the scenes coaching michael with what drama to bring up #mafs pic.twitter.com/nfhGpSzjXW
— Jasmine (@Jas_Castellano) March 11, 2020
What an episode. Yikes.
Quote of the season:
“You’re all beautiful people – except for Michael.” #MAFS #mafsau #mafsaustralia
— J O D E S ? (@jodes888) March 11, 2020