LOL: Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Retold Via The Best Tweets
Another night, another chance to be disappointed by men on Married at First Sight.
During tonight’s episode, Steve got on the wrong side of Mishel when he chose to disclose to his friends that he wasn’t attracted to her… in front of her. Yikes. The woman can barely speak but can still strike the fear of god into that man.
Our dream couple, Ivan and Aleks, seem to be falling apart before our eyes, as Ivan’s attempts to romance Aleks with fast cars and cheeseboards fell flat during his homestay.
It looks like our fave twosome are heading for splitsville during tomorrow’s dinner party which means tonight’s hilarious tweets are truly all we have to hold onto at this point. Pray for us.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in funny tweets:
Ivan tried to impress Aleks by blindfolding her and serving her…a basic bitch cheese platter.
Ah yes. The finer things in life. #mafs pic.twitter.com/IyS0kELgAU
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 10, 2020
So blessed to live in Sydney with such majestic wildlife, right Ivan #MAFS pic.twitter.com/yeyjas1Lp2
— Ashleigh (@ashashake) March 10, 2020
Aleks atleast he didn’t offer you another woman’s swimwear #MAFS pic.twitter.com/SYM8ocDFxw
— oh baby (@violettfemmes) March 10, 2020
Jonethen’s housemate was not messing around, telling Connie their relationship is doomed. Lol.
In all honesty who the fuck would listen to someone’s opinion while wearing this? ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6WStHIbSOQ
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 10, 2020
Imagine letting a guy wearing a straw fedora tell you how to live your life. #mafs #mafsau
— Charlie Cosgrove (@thefootyfrank) March 10, 2020
It's been three months – doesn't take a scientist Connie to work that one out. Oh wait…#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/zLS69sW61t
— Miss MX (@MXYZ_) March 10, 2020
Mishel felt betrayed (again!) by Steve after he told his friends he wasn’t attracted to her despite them previously agreeing on not mentioning their drama.
Just in case you didn't hear him the first 209818 times.
Steve is not physically attracted to Mishel. #MAFS— Nez (@fraggle73) March 10, 2020
Steve announcing to the world that he's not attracted to Mishel like #MAFS pic.twitter.com/9gRFXhvgNr
— GG (@ggg_samm) March 10, 2020
“Look there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Meshel……..apart from find her attractive” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5JbTFjxzYn
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 10, 2020
We get it Steve, just stop it, it's dead!!! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/3ZJ2lahDEx
— Mark E Mark (@MarkEMarkAU) March 10, 2020
Connie bonded with Jonethen’s housemates and she soon felt like she was getting the feels again. Sadly, Jonethen ain’t feeling the same.
Oh, Connie #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/BA8vq2zeli
— What_Social_Commentary (@CommentaryWhat) March 10, 2020
Connie: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/zhxPQQRwBv
— The Don't Flatter Yourself Podcast (@TheDFYpodcast) March 10, 2020
Ivan decided to show his wife (a real estate agent) how to be a real estate agent.
How is Ivan tanking this home visit so badly?!?!?? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/xNrrybw1Wy
— Bridget (@staybridget) March 10, 2020
Ah, now I remember why we thought Ivan was a twat at the beginning of this show #MAFS
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 10, 2020
Ivan says “it will be over 2million” like it’s a big deal. Mate, a car spot in Sydney is $2 million #MAFS
— Amber Giles (@amber_giles) March 10, 2020
KC rummaged through Drew’s personal belongings and threw out some of his teddies. He wasn’t stoked.
When drew leaves the house #mafs pic.twitter.com/k2J9t8Sg9E
— Timmy K (@mastora99) March 10, 2020
You have to be a special kind of insecure to feel threatened by your partners stuffed toys…#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/Mjk7o0xkFv
— Pammy Tall (@91Tall) March 10, 2020
It’s hard enough to be taken seriously as a grown man defending his right to own stuffed toys but it’s even harder when you look like this #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/HtZtDWage1
— JR Smith search party leader (@FirzForever) March 10, 2020
You vs the Cornelius Drew told you not to worry about. ?#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #mafsaunz pic.twitter.com/mPIJryrbUZ
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 10, 2020
Aleks told Ivan that she doesn’t know if she sees a future for them romantically. Hearts broke across Australia.
#mafs Ivan pic.twitter.com/rxifJTAa9O
— Andrew (@ab2122) March 10, 2020
Oh no Ivan & Alek's ?? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/FTwXB9kZxq
— Geri Maree (@missgerimaree) March 10, 2020
Seriously, I miss last year’s season so damn much.
#MAFS is so boring tonight. Bring back Billie and Susie and her baby, called Baby. Now that’s quality TV. #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/eXT2tRPXOY
— Justin Kelly (@rozza1001) March 10, 2020