
Tonight’s Hectic ‘MAFS’ Dinner Retold In Hilarious Tweets
It’s time for another Married at First Sight dinner party which means plenty of drama and very little actual eating. For the love of god, someone at least have a bread stick?! Please!!
While last week we had screaming matches and toothbrushes being flung across the dinner table, tonight’s antics were far calmer. Translation: dull as dog shit. Lizzie came in hot, but was disappointed when she was introduced to a bunch of contestants who she reckons were “boring” compared to last year’s lot, and tbh we can’t say we disagree.
Aside from Steve being extremely British and extremely grumpy (what’s new?!), nothing particularly interesting happened so let’s thank the Twitter lords for keeping us all entertained.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets:
Let’s do this, fam!
Getting ready for tonight's episode like: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/LMQUnp6rgn
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 4, 2020
Lizzie burst into the MAFS dinner party and was bored to death by this year’s contestants. Mood.
#MAFS #mafsau
Liz: “they’re boring!”
Australia: pic.twitter.com/ZBY4lBDzVY— Amanda Catalano (@AmandaAngiolino) March 4, 2020
to be fair, anyone would be boring in comparison to Cyrell #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/RUqRndXbYq
— alysha (@intosneedy) March 4, 2020
Lizzie’s gonna treat the dinner party like a fans Meet & Greet!!!!! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/bYh97ifvVW
— Sue K. (@SueKennedy19) March 4, 2020
Lizzie: I’m here to find love
Also Lizzie:#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/DbuhyuRpMK— tmg (@mariahthorpex) March 4, 2020
Lizzie: “Tell me what happened…”
Others: “Well, there was this toothbrush…”#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/T3KlpjFLyl— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 4, 2020
Stacey did not give the newbies (especially KC) a warm welcome.
Stacey hating and knows Micheal is going to have a crack at KC #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Jccem5HUkI
— TalkingTrashTV (@TalkingTrashTV1) March 4, 2020
Michael: “is KC good looking? Yeah she’s good looking” pic.twitter.com/H8xLM0jGHi
— anthony ? (@IceCreamTony) March 4, 2020
Stacey thinking about how these new people don't know she's a lawyer #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3Nw1g6b0DO
— GG (@ggg_samm) March 4, 2020
Michelle was furious with Steve and accused him of lying about his initial attraction to her.
‘Warm Piss in a Plastic Glass’ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Ekh4aOUz50
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) March 4, 2020
An icon #MAFS pic.twitter.com/CiAG1ewX3j
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) March 4, 2020
Mishel is drinking for her and Australia. #MAFS
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 4, 2020
footage of me at the end of this season #MAFS pic.twitter.com/R1MmAoLIuf
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 4, 2020
Me as soon as I get home after spending the day ignoring emails and pretending to work #MAFS pic.twitter.com/OYtnz3eowc
— James Weir (@hellojamesweir) March 4, 2020
Josh and Cathy grilled Michael over his denial that he had ever kissed Hayley.
Cathy and josh are united in their disgust at Michael and Stacey #MAFSAU
— unimpressed2020 (@unimpressed2020) March 4, 2020
Josh kept a little residual sass from those eyelashes and I’m here for it. #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/mw0hUhMYOG
— Tali (@teamtarry) March 4, 2020
Michael doesn't like it when he's not the one stirring the pot, huh? #mafs pic.twitter.com/RV1ozJ1NtM
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) March 4, 2020
After constant jabs from Mishel, the night ended with Steve spitting the dummy and storming off. It’s just like family dinner at home.
Mishel is completely shit faced and is gonna rip Steve a new one.#MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/m1iVoSJXSP
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 4, 2020
Josh is all #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/QNw27a6WHM
— Perry (@pezlaz25) March 4, 2020
Lizzie eating up all this drama right now #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dI5Iz6Y9wM
— anthony ? (@IceCreamTony) March 4, 2020
We assume Mishel is still living her best life sipping two glasses of wine alone.
Me after the last week working in retail, dealing with #toiletpapergate #MAFS pic.twitter.com/B73Ak3P8zZ
— Filip ? (@mcfilip) March 4, 2020
Drink every time they do a Lizzie last season flashback #mafs pic.twitter.com/ZenK4ng1tV
— J O D E S ? (@jodes888) March 4, 2020