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Tonight’s Hectic ‘MAFS’ Dinner Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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It’s time for another Married at First Sight dinner party which means plenty of drama and very little actual eating. For the love of god, someone at least have a bread stick?! Please!!

While last week we had screaming matches and toothbrushes being flung across the dinner table, tonight’s antics were far calmer. Translation: dull as dog shit. Lizzie came in hot, but was disappointed when she was introduced to a bunch of contestants who she reckons were “boring” compared to last year’s lot, and tbh we can’t say we disagree.

Aside from Steve being extremely British and extremely grumpy (what’s new?!), nothing particularly interesting happened so let’s thank the Twitter lords for keeping us all entertained.

Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets:

Let’s do this, fam!

Lizzie burst into the MAFS dinner party and was bored to death by this year’s contestants. Mood.

Stacey did not give the newbies (especially KC) a warm welcome.

Michelle was furious with Steve and accused him of lying about his initial attraction to her.

Josh and Cathy grilled Michael over his denial that he had ever kissed Hayley.

After constant jabs from Mishel, the night ended with Steve spitting the dummy and storming off. It’s just like family dinner at home.

We assume Mishel is still living her best life sipping two glasses of wine alone.