
LOL: Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Mess Retold In Funny Tweets
Fresh from last night’s intruder weddings on Married at First Sight, reality set in for our new couples on their honeymoons with plenty of awkward moments and arguments.
Lizzie had trouble leaving her past behind, as Seb’s attempts to romance her gave her flashbacks to her shittier times with Sam. He then low-key dropped that he could see himself falling in love with her and we all screamed internally. It’s been a few days?!? Pump the breaks, my dude.
Over with KC and Drew, she continued to harp on about his damn housemate, grilling him about how much time he spent with the woman who, errr….lives in his house. Back with the OG contestants, tensions boiled over between Connie and Jonethen, while Steve served Mishel with some (very!) harsh truths.
Tbh, the episode was pretty dull but the tweets were fire.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets:
Michael tried his best to regain Stacey’s trust after his alleged infidelity.
Stacey: “I had a horrible dream last night that I walked in on you with Hayley”
Australia:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/T0qcPgNu0h
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 3, 2020
Weird how the first person Michael has ever wanted to chase is also the first person he's been on TV with #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) March 3, 2020
Michaels platter has nothing on Micks from last year #mafs pic.twitter.com/15sYWdWx1E
— Skye (@SkyeLH7) March 3, 2020
Mishel helped Steve overcome his fear of kayaking. He then decided it was the right time to tell her he wasn’t attracted to her.
Steve: I don’t find you physically attractive.
Also Steve: I really hope we can turn this around#MAFS pic.twitter.com/Brzyu0fgv7
— Blimey! It’s Swell! (@BlimeyItsSwell) March 3, 2020
“Physical attraction just isn’t there for me”
Steve, 52, Oil Painting and MAFS contestant #mafs
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 3, 2020
Let’s have a conversation to improve that aspect. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/wLsZ3Ov8kH
— Timothy Kaye (@MrTimothyKaye) March 3, 2020
Cmon … who else is hoping the kayak tips over? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/lFb3VX3Eie
— Brizey68 (@BV2268) March 3, 2020
Connie and Jonethen went on a double date with Aleks and Ivan, who got defensive when they were questioned over whether they’d been intimate.
Ivan: "Our sex life is no one's business but ourselves"…..and the 1.3 million people watching of course #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 3, 2020
Me if you had told me at the start of the show, I would like Ivan the most: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mROj4qFkpi
— Mikaela Squirchuk (@mcfiretruck) March 3, 2020
My respect for Ivan just skyrocketed #mafs pic.twitter.com/KnpQIgpQiH
— Tea (@teaismyfav) March 3, 2020
Jonethen ended up admitting that he saw red flags with Connie and didn’t see a future for their relationship.
Johno after looking at Connie writing random shit on the walls#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/hawwNKcwW0
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 3, 2020
Looking at their vision board.
Connie: “it’s all about progress”
Everyone else and Jon: it’s literally everything you hate about Jon #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/6QqTzVYQXr— Beebb (@BiancaAkbari) March 3, 2020
Jonethen:#mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/KMoSKb4Mnz
— The Don't Flatter Yourself Podcast (@TheDFYpodcast) March 3, 2020
After a trampoline date and some Mexican food, Cathy and Josh got the fire back in their relationship.
Josh: I just want things to go back to the old Josh and Cathy.
What Josh actually means: #MAFs pic.twitter.com/yffXi1iESn
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 3, 2020
On the honeymoon, Drew brought a teddy that his housemate (who is a girl?!) had gifted him and KC was not having it.
“Kc have you seen my doll?”
Kc: #mafs pic.twitter.com/gQVxEpyh2j
— butterfly SZN ? (@prettylittty) March 3, 2020
Oh my god, get over the roommate thing or your whole marriage is going to get riggety, riggety wrecked #MAFS pic.twitter.com/kDDsDRX3IK
— Bree Live Tweet (@breelivetweet) March 3, 2020
KASEY HAVE YOU NEVER LIVED IN A SHARE HOUSE #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/XRgQYwlXrE
— mk ?☁️ (@itsmariekelly) March 3, 2020
KC: If I’m not your number one already after the 24 hours we’ve known each other, then it’s not going to work. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KkP0USt2h6
— Bree Live Tweet (@breelivetweet) March 3, 2020
While over with Lizzie and Seb, she kept have flashbacks to her time with Sam — after some strawberry picking and being accused of “cheating” in an innocent game of bocce.
Poor Lizzie has PTSD: post traumatic strawberry disorder ? #mafs #mafsau
— J O D E S ? (@jodes888) March 3, 2020
It's a shame about the toilet paper shortage at the moment because Lizzie's constant Sam flashbacks are giving me the shits. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Emmee (@blueemmee) March 3, 2020
Traumatic #MAFS past experiences.
-nearly drowning with your brother.
-strawberries.
— sachbrush (@sachbrush) March 3, 2020
Seb: do you have a samsung charger?
Liz: did you just seriously say Sam?#mafs #mafsau— Owen (@otttoo6) March 3, 2020
Seb later dropped the L-bomb and we all died a little inside.
Lizzie: “I just want love!??” Seb: “I could fall in love with you” Lizzie: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/vyKD3iFJvh
— Ashleigh Jarra (@ashjarra) March 3, 2020