
Tonight’s Hectic ‘Married At First Sight’ Dinner Retold Via Hilarious Tweets
Another week of Married at First Sight, another chance to show Australia some of the most toxic traits to avoid in relationships. To the men on this show: Yikes! Do better.
During this week’s episodes, all of the couples filed into a shared home for a couples retreat — well, except Bryce and Melissa who isolated themselves in a separate cottage. This was the first of several choices made by Bryce and Melissa to alienate themselves from the rest of the group, as they arrived late to every single gathering, before Bryce stopped Melissa from attending a girls’ night. That’s right, the one chance for Melissa to get another non-Bryce perspective was quashed by Bryce. This! Isn’t! Healthy!
Another toxic dynamic developing was between Jason and Alana, who were at war this week after Alana shared with the other contestants something Jason had told her privately about Bryce. Jason’s reaction was extreme, yelling over Alana and telling her to write “leave” at the next commitment ceremony. While they did reconcile, history repeated itself tonight at the dinner party when Alana, again, told the group something Jason had shared with her in secret.
It was a real shitshow, so let’s try to make sense of it all via the episode’s best tweets!
Tonight’s hectic Married at First Sight dinner retold via hilarious tweets:
We’ve reached the end of the couples retreat and, somehow, the couples have actually grown closer. Booka and Brett spent the night together and even got intimate, while Alana and Brett are stronger than ever after their feud.
Has this retreat been going for 17 weeks? #mafs #mafsau
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) March 31, 2021
Somehow Brett saying that they were physically intimate is worse than him saying they had sex #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Awnod6uIAo
— Daisy (@daisyjane____) March 31, 2021
Although the same can’t be said for Rebecca and Jake, who still aren’t showing each other much affection.
Jake: I don’t feel like you instigate affection I don’t know that you’re into me
Bec: I think that’s unfair call
Also bec: pulls away immediately when Jake goes to kiss her
#mafs #mafsau— Jenna ? (@Jennabelll) March 31, 2021
Rebecca attempting to cry will never not be hilarious #MAFS pic.twitter.com/dVzzsLUrB4
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 31, 2021
Bec: "I'm unsure, and not really feeling it with Jake. There's no fireworks"
Jake the next morning: "I feel like you're not really in to me."
Bec: "That's unfair."#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/DSjednfixz
— Dave (@Durvurd) March 31, 2021
It’s dinner party time and Belinda’s outfit is really…something!
I love Belinda’s confidence in this monstrosity of an outfit! Go girl! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/DFByWe2CqB
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) March 31, 2021
Belinda looks like she’s about to hit the stage at her high school Rock Eisteddfod #MAFS #MAFSAU
— OhHeyGrrrl (@ohheygrrrl) March 31, 2021
Strong Hi-5 vibes coming from Belinda #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/qVB9f8xzKB
— Lucy Loo (@lucylucia70) March 31, 2021
Belinda has just gone from Nikki Webster Strawberry Kisses era to Nikki Webster FHM era.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 31, 2021
As everyone arrives at the dinner party, the group agree that Bryce needs to apologise to Rebecca for kissing her without her consent at the couples retreat. Correction: everyone agrees except Bryce’s bro, Jason.
So he forces a kiss on someone who he doesn’t like and vice versa but doesn’t think he should apologise? #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/zznHTGsOoK
— Weslee Bon Boulash (@WSpark98NZ2) March 31, 2021
If you’ve chosen Bryce as your best mate in this group, then that is a huge indicator of your own personality flaws, Jason.
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) March 31, 2021
Alanna when Jase says Bryce is still his boii #MAFS #mafsau pic.twitter.com/GbwRHbaqNP
— japes (@japes_place) March 31, 2021
Things get awkward when Bryce and Melissa arrive. Meanwhile, Alana is stressing over something she knows that Bryce has said about Melissa, and whether to cause drama in her own relationship by sharing it.
Classic Australian “here’s ya mate” when someone rocks up that you hate #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/j715u4xCmd
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 31, 2021
Everyone when Bryce & Melissa walked in #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QcnvksIz56
— Weslee Bon Boulash (@WSpark98NZ2) March 31, 2021
At dinner, Patrick calls out Bryce for his behaviour in the experiment so far. Eventually, Bryce apologises to Rebecca but she doesn’t accept his apology. Bryce walks off from the dinner.
HOLD ONNN PATRICK IS GOING IN FOR THE KILL #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/rEKq4BhI08
— alysha (@intosneedy) March 31, 2021
Bryce: what have I done
Patrick: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/3o91PXHhgz— Weslee Bon Boulash (@WSpark98NZ2) March 31, 2021
Bryce: “I’ve been a big advocate for respecting women on the show.”
Australia: #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/VEdUYnYRTn— regular maz (@pocketmaz) March 31, 2021
In a rare moment, Melissa speaks up defending her relationship and telling the group that she and Bryce have even spoken about moving in together.
Watch Melissa go and coddle baby Bryce some more ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/T7CvkDBTNX
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) March 31, 2021
“You can’t label Bryce as constantly aggressive” we can, Melissa, and we will #MAFS #MAFSAU
— georg (@georgiawhomst) March 31, 2021
Quote of the season.
“Melissa is the good prison wife.”#mafs #mafsaunz— Michelle Milton (@michm) March 31, 2021
Alana jumps in to tell Melissa that she’s heard alarming things that Bryce has said about her. “Like what?” Melissa asks. “You’re gonna be single at the end of this,” Alana replies. After being pushed over who told her this, Alana reveals it came from Jason.
The dramatic final ten minutes of every episode are the sole reason I watch this stupid show. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Rq0FSDa285
— Arianne Rich (@ariannerrich) March 31, 2021
jason’s inner monologue at the moment #mafs pic.twitter.com/waFDh3PVI5
— wob (@egghaters) March 31, 2021
Alana is sick of cooking in her red undies so has decided to volunteer Jason as tribute for the next round… #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/L7e16rhdyE
— Jo Kendray (@jokendray) March 31, 2021
Jason’s reaction just tells me Alana was telling the truth #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Jh9zIYQX8w
— Weslee Bon Boulash (@WSpark98NZ2) March 31, 2021
Yes Alana pic.twitter.com/V9ENcEFuma
— TV ??Junkie (@ammestar) March 31, 2021
What we see vs what Melissa sees#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/ZGkMM7kRVB
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) March 31, 2021