The Best Tweets From The Second Batch Of ‘MAFS’ Final Vows
Another final vows episode of Married At First Sight, another 40 minutes of padding and 20 minutes of actual action.
We had one couple that will obviously stay together (Martha and Michael) and the other on much shakier ground (Ning and Mark). I kept my fingers crossed for Ning but she got her heart broken. At least on the upside she can finally block her ex-hubby on social media.
Ultimately Michael caved and agreed to move to Bondi to be with Martha and, oh boy, Twitter has opinions.
Tonight’s final vows retold via the best tweets:
Holy Moses, we’ve invested nine weeks of our lives in this show.
When the narrator opens with “Nine weeks ago” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/HPbKSolhpk
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) April 1, 2019
You ever get stuck thinking about how you’ve spent the last 9 weeks watching #MAFS, every episode at least two times minimum, four days a week, and it’s still not over? me neither haha pic.twitter.com/Vv0ApjG5HC
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) April 1, 2019
Mark returned to his cup-less home to microwave pasta.
You can really feel the sexual tension building between mark and his microwave meal #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) April 1, 2019
Mark's living the good #bachelorlife #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nEU0uaNVXZ
— Hello? Is This On? (@SchnitzelBFryin) April 1, 2019
Waiting for Mark to say his line about owning only one cup #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/kRuDRqngqF
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) April 1, 2019
Martha’s fam living in Melbourne is extra weird considering she’s insisting that Michael moves to Bondi.
I don’t get it. If Martha’s family is in Melb, and she’s a makeup artist which is a pretty portable career, why should she not be the one to compromise? Why is it always Michael moving to her beat? #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Sonzerely Yours (@Sonzerely_Yours) April 1, 2019
Michael has a career in Melbourne. Martha has a brunch spot in Bondi and yet Michael is the one expected to compromise #MAFS
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) April 1, 2019
Michael, have a look at how much it will cost you to buy a place in Bondi that meets Martha’s requirements then make your decision And… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/9sJapKyuZr
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) April 1, 2019
Martha, you can take selfies and drink aperol spritz anywhere hun. You’ll be right. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) April 1, 2019
In the final vows, Michael committed to move states to live with Martha.
What’s wrong with thes limo drivers? Why do they drop them off miles down the road instead of at their destination? #mafs #mafsau
— Jack Jones (@Broadband_) April 1, 2019
Michael: I love you
Martha: I love me too#mafs #mafsau— Jonathon Momsen (@JonathonMomsen) April 1, 2019
Can we, like, set up a fund or keep Michael in a safe house or something so we can stop him from making a huge mistake by moving to Bondi? ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/QD0Xekm8a8
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) April 1, 2019
Speech formula
1. Positive
2. Negative
3. But 'yes' I'll pick you anyway#MAFS— Jen Bauer (@jenbau) April 1, 2019
Our hearts broke for Ning as Mark chose to end their relationship.
The wrong bride got dumped tonight #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4P26UAK0dR
— Georgia K (@astropollo) April 1, 2019
How.
Could.
You.
Mark.
How.
Could.
You.#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Z7z32Z5S8R— mk ? (@awildmk) April 1, 2019
Poor Ning. How’s a girl supposed to compete with this? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/q6YX9P5SZI
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) April 1, 2019
Those ducks are the most interesting thing about this episode #MAFS
— Ruth (@roodles1) April 1, 2019
Men suck. The end.
Invest in one of these Ning. It'll never let you down or rub up against you while you're cooking #mafs pic.twitter.com/5Er9dm6Xcu
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) April 1, 2019