The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s First Batch Of ‘MAFS’ Final Vows
Surprise! All the couples on tonight’s Married At First Sight episode chose to stay together, reminding me just how single I am and reinforcing that I will die alone.
Showing all the other couples how it’s done, Cam and Jules didn’t just agree to remain a couple but got engaged! It warmed cold, dead hearts around the nation.
Jess and Dan returned home to alert their loved ones that they actually ditched their spouses and moved on with other married contestants. Dan’s mum was rightly pissed off and, yeah, same.
In the end, it was all predictable AF, so let’s relive it all in the best tweets!
Tonight’s MAFS retold in funny tweets:
Putting Cam and Jules’ vows on the same ep as Jess and Dan was a hilarious choice tbh.
The irony of Jules & Cam / Jess & Dan's renewal ceremony being on the same night.
Jules & Cam what the show should be about.
Jess & Dan, everything the show shouldn't be about. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 31, 2019
Predictions:
Jules & Cam – renew/propose
Heidi & Mike – split
Ning & Mark – renew, split later
Martha & Michael – split
Jess & Dan – don't exist in my world#MAFS #MAFSAU— Nez (@fraggle73) March 31, 2019
Dan and Jess told their friends and fam about their new… errr partners.
Jess: "I'm moving to the Gold Coast to be with Dan"
The Gold Coast just put up the No Vacancy sign#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 31, 2019
Jess: do you love me?
Dan: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/xC2jNpjw5z— Ashleigh (@ashashake) March 31, 2019
Goes on Married at first Sight, complains that it’s moving too fast #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZUBwg1NNVM
— Helen Deering (@bbaugender) March 31, 2019
Dans mum to Dan. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Ev3jnhmd1F
— Aaron (@Moochew81) March 31, 2019
I think Dan is going through every one he knows hoping that one person will say ‘Yes – go for it’ #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Jess Green (@hellojessgreen) March 31, 2019
Sidenote: this ep is too damn long.
I wish I could re-edit this show down to the 30 minutes it should be.#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight
— Amanda Catalano (@AmandaAngiolino) March 31, 2019
Despite Dan’s doubts, he and Jess decided to stay together.
Someone in Australia is PISSED that Jessika stole their wedding speech off the internet #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Sarah Ollie (@SaraHollie1) March 31, 2019
Dans vows be like
Roses are Red
I think youre beaut
Lets ditch this shit
And go have a root #MAFS #MAFSAU— BDV1968 (@bdv1968) March 31, 2019
“I can’t believe I’m here at the end with Dan” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6gzNZkkvzO
— Ashleigh (@ashashake) March 31, 2019
All of Australia is hoping Dan and Jess stay together so no one else has to put up with them. Ammiright? #mafs
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) March 31, 2019
Cam proposed to Jules and this show will never experience love like this again.
The time its taking Jules and Cam to walk to the altar #MAFS pic.twitter.com/TSqDujt6XL
— Ashleigh Taylor (@ashy_taylor) March 31, 2019
I love the fucked up drama of this show but I will flip some fucking tables if Jules and Cam don't go on to have lots of babies and live happily ever after#MAFS
— ? (@bishcheese) March 31, 2019
Jules hasn’t suffered through a summer of cricket yet… she has no idea what she’s in for #mafs #mafsau
— Jonathon Momsen (@JonathonMomsen) March 31, 2019
Me tryna work out how to get a Cam #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IIlCJoh5Du
— Unlucky (@unluckylingerie) March 31, 2019
Enough of the lovey-dovey stuff, we want drama.
AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF WE GOT THROUGH TWO FINAL VOWS? TWO?! AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF?! WHOSE ANSWERS WE KNEW ANYWAY?? I HATE THIS STUPID SHOW. #mafsaus #mafs
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 31, 2019
Can we just skip to the reunion ?#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 31, 2019
I know it's a bit premature but …
BRING ON THE REUNION! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/eXWi1AZIOB
— QBurra (@_QBurra_) March 31, 2019