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The Best Tweets From The Final ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Disaster

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The final Married At First Sight dinner party was a steaming hot mess and we would expect nothing less from this show.

Literally everyone butted heads, the group became separated and petty drama was on the menu. Jules decided that Heidi, Ning and herself were ‘women’ while Jess and Martha were ‘girls’, sparking a clash of words between the two warring factions.

Mike took it upon himself to blame Heidi for all the flaws in their relationship but (Heidi’s hype man) Jules was there to call him out and we loved her for it.

Let’s go through the whole shitshow via funny tweets!

Heidi, for some bonkers reason, apologises to Mike in an attempt to repair their relationship.

Jess and Dan failed to read the room and toasted to all the couples welcoming them with open arms.

Most of the gang grilled Jess and Dan about wife-swapping.

Mike continued to talk Heidi into accepting all the blame for their failing relationship.

In the most awkward exchange ever, Jess put Dan on the spot asking him if he loved her. Ooft.

It all blew up as Jess told the whole table that Mike said he was contemplating leaving Heidi at the final commitment ceremony.

Just imagine how Cyrell would have reacted to this filth.