The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Final Dates On ‘MAFS’
As we watch the final eps of this truly bonkers season of Married at First Sight, one thing is for sure… I’m going to need more alcohol to handle tomorrow’s final dinner.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. On tonight’s ep, Mike continued to prove all the experts right by not listening to a word Heidi said and planning a whole date around celebrating umm…himself? Poor Heidi was forced onto a tall ship for the day despite getting terrible seasickness on their honeymoon. More importantly, Mike had a grand ol’ time playing pirate.
On the flip-side, Cam took Jules on the sweetest date ever as they relived their wedding and we all sobbed uncontrollably.
Let’s go through it all via the funniest tweets!
Jess and Dan had sex and really want us to know and/or care.
Dan: "You could say it was making love not having sex"
Australia: yeah nah#MAFS
— ? (@bishcheese) March 26, 2019
#MAFS Jess talking about sleeping with Dan got me like pic.twitter.com/uaMUem3MYx
— S.B (@SurfdogTV) March 26, 2019
Dan describinghis night with Jess#MAFS pic.twitter.com/O9TgdfFZar
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) March 26, 2019
I wish we could blur Jess and Dan #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 26, 2019
Cam surprised Jules with a drive in a vintage car before a romantic meal.
I've invested so much time in Jules & Cam's fake marriage. I will be royally peeved if I don't get an invite to the real deal. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 26, 2019
The only thing that could make Jules & Cam better is for them to smash out a rendition of Shallow. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/kRytdGzUaw
— Vegemite Kid (@vegemite_kid) March 26, 2019
Work experience kid has absolutely nailed this date for Cam#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 26, 2019
Stanley is very invested in Cam and Jules’ relationship. #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/o23ACEWoo2
— Rachael@candoapp (@RachaelHasIdeas) March 26, 2019
Mike’s date with himself, err I mean Heidi, went just as well as expected.
Mike was clearly swimming in his mind when Heidi explained that she didn’t like boats. #mafs
— Natalie Bethel (@natalie19815) March 26, 2019
I like boats and outdoors so i’m gonna take my wife who doesn’t like boats on a boat because i like boats #mafs #mafsau
— kaitlyn (@glitterykaitlyn) March 26, 2019
Heidi: “I don’t like boats”
Mike: “we’re going on a boat!”
All of Australia: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/tWuJinFZ2J— Sussie Jae (@SussanJae) March 26, 2019
Mike up in the crows nest with the one he loves the most #mafs #mafsau
— anotque (@Anotque) March 26, 2019
Mike: wanna climb the bridge?
Heidi: Naa.
Mike: cool, let's go!
#MAFS— sachbrush (@sachbrush) March 26, 2019
This prompted them both to have a serious convo about their relationship.
Mike: "What do I have to do?"
Women of Australia: "Just LISTEN to your wife when she speaks!"#MAFS #mafsau
— Armchair Diva (@ArmchairDiva) March 26, 2019
Every woman has dated a man like Mike. He's the type of boyfriend who buys "you" tickets to see Monster Trucks for Christmas. #MAFSAU
— Miss H (@retroren) March 26, 2019
How Mike listens:
Heidi – I'm allergic to nuts
Mike – here you go babe, I made you a peanut butter sandwich. I love these. #mafsau #mafs— What You Talking? ? (@AyalTusia) March 26, 2019
Heidi: unsure of Mike
Mike: I wrote you a poem
Heidi: jumps overboard #MAFS— Claire (@goudagoddess) March 26, 2019
Tbh, Mike being hopeless saved this whole boring episode.
Mike may be the most unintentionally funny person on #mafs.
— Saul McGillicuddy III (@IiiMcgillicuddy) March 26, 2019