Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Dumpster Fire Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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On tonight’s Married At First Sight, we saw the aftermath of Jess and Dan revealing their affair as the new couple moved in together.

Considering last night’s ep was an epic mess, tonight’s offering was pretty tame. All the couples switched partners, giving them the chance to get another perspective on their relationships. This worked in some cases but not others, mostly because Mike is incapable of forgetting his ego for two seconds.

While it’s usually smooth sailing for Michael and Martha, they both argued over what will happen once the experiment ends. By the way Martha, I will happily take your hubby off your hands and you can reach me by email.

Tonight’s MAFS retold in funny tweets:

Jess butted heads with Mike in their meeting.

Heidi was annoyed that Mike didn’t actually discuss his relationship at all during his time with Jess.

Ning tried to seduce Mark in a treehouse but he had reservations following her vote to leave.

Michael surprised Martha with messages from her fam but she then expressed doubts about their relationship once the experiment ends.

It was a bit TMI but it looks like Jess and Dan took their relationship to the next level.

Seriously this show has taken over all our lives.