Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Dumpster Fire Retold In Hilarious Tweets
On tonight’s Married At First Sight, we saw the aftermath of Jess and Dan revealing their affair as the new couple moved in together.
Considering last night’s ep was an epic mess, tonight’s offering was pretty tame. All the couples switched partners, giving them the chance to get another perspective on their relationships. This worked in some cases but not others, mostly because Mike is incapable of forgetting his ego for two seconds.
While it’s usually smooth sailing for Michael and Martha, they both argued over what will happen once the experiment ends. By the way Martha, I will happily take your hubby off your hands and you can reach me by email.
Tonight’s MAFS retold in funny tweets:
Jess butted heads with Mike in their meeting.
Mike is in a permanent state of “actor auditioning for bad guy #3 in Blue Heelers” #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) March 25, 2019
Pairing Mike and Jess just proves the producers are taking the piss and doing it for shits and giggles. #mafs #mafsau
— noboot (@noboot) March 25, 2019
mike is gonna mansplain how jess was wrong and then also mansplain how everyone else was wrong and then finally mansplain why he’s always right #mafs
— ✨ (@allthemims) March 25, 2019
Heidi was annoyed that Mike didn’t actually discuss his relationship at all during his time with Jess.
Heidi was hoping Jess would give Mike advice on how to run off with someone else's husband? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 25, 2019
I hear what you’re saying Heidi but do you really want relationship advice from a girl in Year 9? #mafs
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) March 25, 2019
Ning tried to seduce Mark in a treehouse but he had reservations following her vote to leave.
I can't believe we just saw Mark's balls on this show, like when you think things can't escalate more #MAFS pic.twitter.com/80B2SNw6SG
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 25, 2019
Jesus fucking Christ, I think it would be less awkward watching my divorced parents fuck than Ning and Mark. #mafs
— Nathan Mulholland (@natetha68) March 25, 2019
Can I AirBnB that treehouse? #MAFS
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) March 25, 2019
TOO. MANY. CANDLES. IN. TREE. HOUSE. MADE. OF. WOOD. ???????? #MAFS
— Sare Bear (@sezzzza) March 25, 2019
Michael surprised Martha with messages from her fam but she then expressed doubts about their relationship once the experiment ends.
Just hurry up and tell Michael what shirt he can't wear Martha #MAFS
— Chris Woodbridge (@chriswood271) March 25, 2019
The cross on Martha's necklace is close to bursting into flames. #mafs
— O'Malley (@Skualg) March 25, 2019
Martha goes to a cinema to watch a movie about Martha,
Martha (to Michael): Thanks Babe, it's exactly what i wanted. #MAFS— Mylanta Mercy (@JLapin1) March 25, 2019
If Michael wanted to really impress Martha he should’ve got a message from a kardashian rather than her family#MAFS
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) March 25, 2019
It was a bit TMI but it looks like Jess and Dan took their relationship to the next level.
Some of Dan’s brain words as inspirational quotes. #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/VIofLy2wxL
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 25, 2019
Dan: I’m gonna wait to be intimate with Jess
Also Dan: I’m going to wait one day. One day. #MAFS #MAFSAU— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) March 25, 2019
Seriously this show has taken over all our lives.
Co-worker: woah did you hear they swapped partners on Married At First Sight last night?
Me [with blood shot eyes and serious cramping in my neck and hand from monitoring the show’s Facebook pages, meme accounts & contestants’ Instagrams all night]: fcken listen here bitch#MAFS
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 25, 2019