The Best Tweets From Tonight’s Truly Wild ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony
Holy hell, that was probably the most intense episode of Married at First Sight… ever.
The experts went ahead and did the Dumb Thing, letting Jess and Dan remain in the experiment, against the wishes of most of the other contestants and the majority of the viewers. Ratings never sleep, I guess.
The greatest moment of the entire ep had to be Tamara’s epic clapback to Dan’s lies. She is an angel. But I have to say I will probs never recover from seeing Mick in tears. Bless him. Be free, my child.
Let’s digest it all via very funny tweets, shall we!
Michael wanted Martha to consider moving to Melbourne but she ain’t keen.
Melbourne doesn’t really want you either Martha #mafs
— Ella Thomas (@Ellanotserious) March 24, 2019
Martha can only take best selfies in Bondi, and the heart bleeds #mafs
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 24, 2019
Mark accused Ning of trying to sabotage their relationship, she voted to leave but Mark chose to stay. Thank fuck.
Spot the difference #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/t7DsB4hJM6
— Sherlock Holmes (@sherlockeddd) March 24, 2019
Well done Jess, you ruined them. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/wAUSqnicql
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) March 24, 2019
Fuck you Jessika for breaking Ning
SHE WORE HER RED DRESS FFS. SHE WAS ALL IN WITH MARK#MAFS
— ?King Ding-a-Ling? (@bishcheese) March 24, 2019
The experts finally held Mike accountable for the way he speaks to Heidi.
"I was trying to eat my pasta and trying not to cry at the same time"
Same Heidi, Same #MAFS— Donna Lovric (@donata_lovric) March 24, 2019
Hang on, is John saying Mike did something? Is this real life #mafs
— Andy (@megadriven) March 24, 2019
Heidi… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/GbGy6WRG5F
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 24, 2019
Mick wrote ‘leave’ 19 times and it’s a big mood.
Me every hour of a workday #MAFS pic.twitter.com/9n7Gkmta6A
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) March 24, 2019
I think I just choked on my food when I heard “My heart is golden” #mafs
— jo (@JoVasHappenin) March 24, 2019
Jess and Dan admitted to their affair and shit hit the fan.
YOU MADE AUSTRALIA’S RURAL SWEETHEART CRY YOU SOULLESS FISHLIPPED MONSTER!!! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/qiRWhBfBU9
— Barrels (@Uncle_Barrels) March 24, 2019
Paging eggboy we need your help with some unsavoury characters #MAFSAU
— KRoc (@KylieHeartsOz) March 24, 2019
"I kept Mick because I can't afford a plane ticket from Perth to the GC"#MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 24, 2019
John: "We are facing a very difficult decision"….nope, easy one….fuck off Jessika & Dan #MAFS
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 24, 2019
After all that, the experts are letting them stay and we’re shook.
EXPERTS : it’s the moral code that has been broken, but FOR RATINGS, LET’S ALLOW THIS. #MAFS
— theskepticfish (@khloglow) March 24, 2019
Can’t believe Jessika and Dan have the bloody audacity to corrupt the sanctity of a fake social experiment involving fake marriage on highly manipulated reality tv smdh #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 24, 2019
We really wish Cyrell was here for this shit.
Where’s the vision of Cyrell finding this out? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/feg275Bky8
— Vegemite Kid (@vegemite_kid) March 24, 2019