
LMAO: The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Home Stays
We’re back for more Married at First Sight and IMHO there’s not nearly enough wine in one single bottle.
This season has truly gone on long enough for me to question my sanity. On tonight’s episode we saw the final days of home stays and Cyrell’s brother’s campaign to get rid of Nic seemed to have worked, with the groom leaving in a taxi. Ooft.
Other than that, the ep was fairly tame. Jessika, for some bizarre-as-fuck reason, appeared to try to seduce Mick, which was truly baffling considering she’s planning on hitting up Dan the first chance she gets. That woman is a mystery, almost as confusing as this never-ending experiment.
Here are the funniest tweets from the episode!
Following Cyrell’s brother kicking him out of the house, Nic left.
‘He’s a waste of space’ says the man in a counterfeit Lakers jersey #mafs
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 12, 2019
#mafs Ivan's not happy. pic.twitter.com/YCC1Ih4njM
— Mark. (@mporter68) March 12, 2019
Showing his softer side while baby-sitting, Mike made up a weird game and got his nails did.
Mike literally googling what to do when you babysit is the most relatable he’s been the entire time #MAFS
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) March 12, 2019
Little girl: "I don't get it"
Girl, neither do we #MAFS
— King Ding-a-Ling (@bishcheese) March 12, 2019
Mark and Ning took their relationship to the next level… almost.
How romantic, she told him how she likes to be kissed, she ignored the phone at least twice…..who said romance is dead! #MAFS
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 12, 2019
Trish when Ning & Mark tell her they’ve been more intimate this week #MAFS pic.twitter.com/AWUys9nyRg
— Weslee #TeamYvie (@WSpark98NZ) March 12, 2019
Jess tried to seduce Mick, for some reason.
Jess: I’m not the type of girl to play 2 guys at once #MAFS pic.twitter.com/o5S72atHa8
— Weslee #TeamYvie (@WSpark98NZ) March 12, 2019
You’re almost there Jess #mafs pic.twitter.com/0sWPhp1IDE
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 12, 2019
Jess should have Mick’s child so she can stay around a little longer #MAFS
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) March 12, 2019
After more fighting, Billy lost his shit and Susie asked him to leave. He delivered a final (somewhat messy) speech that she ignored.
Each time Susie says darling a middle aged woman called Sharon has trouble at the self serve checkout #MAFS
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) March 12, 2019
summoning circle, hope this works
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? ?? Shut Up Susie ?
— Peachy ? (@AzaleaPeaches) March 12, 2019
I hope Billy doesn't use this performance in his NIDA audition tape#MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 12, 2019
Billy mate, fix the sail in your wind and sail off into the sunset on your own my friend!! #mafs pic.twitter.com/4xGqqqnIxy
— Katie Maree (@ricekat79) March 12, 2019
Our bodies aren’t even ready for tomorrow night’s dinner.
Cyclone Cyrell is back tomorrow & calls out Jess in front of the whole group #MAFS pic.twitter.com/2QHTZ3fuiS
— Weslee #TeamYvie (@WSpark98NZ) March 12, 2019