The Best Tweets From Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony
It’s a new week and we have a new episode of Married at First Sight and it was… incredibly boring.
While the promos promised drama and fireworks, we got zilch with no couples breaking up, despite Mick and Billy both voting to leave. Instead they’ll be forced to stay another week with their captors wives. Pray for them.
The best bit of drama came from the contestants dragging Jessika for choosing to stay after she told them all what Mick had said about her fam, which appeared to make zero sense. Thankfully, Twitter was there to recap it all.
Tonight’s MAFS commitment ceremony retold in hilarious tweets:
John went in on Heidi again and FFS, leave the lady alone.
Heidi breathes, the experts: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/aZG8Dair1A
— Weslee #TeamYvie (@WSpark98NZ) March 10, 2019
We need new “experts”. These ones need to go in the bin #mafs pic.twitter.com/BYbeURUjMG
— Shannon Luxford (@Solikeconfused) March 10, 2019
The relaxed demeanor of a man who knows John has his back ?? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/n7Heb12kTU
— Ned Balme (@NedBalmeLives) March 10, 2019
Trisha was really feeling her oats on tonight’s ep. Werk. It.
Why has this ‘expert’ dragged out her best 1980s soft rock singer look? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/O2PnKPUiqA
— Just Another TV Addict (@Abittennisy) March 10, 2019
I think Trisha Stafford looks like she has chills and they’re multiplying tonight #MAFS
— MrLarry (@MrLarry) March 10, 2019
Billy and Susie argued over ice cream, which is a refreshing change from surfing and sweetener.
"I had such a wonderful time at Billy's"
You fucking wot m8? #MAFS
— King Ding-a-Ling (@bishcheese) March 10, 2019
‘Not once have I spoken to him in a rude manner’ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/C8LTW8U73j
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 10, 2019
Susie with the facial expressions that a middle aged woman gives when they’re not given a refund at Kmart for an item which isn’t from the store #MAFS
— Nick D'Urbano (@NickDurbano_) March 10, 2019
Honestly if Billy took his surfboard did a Harold Holt and never returned. I wouldn’t fucking blame him. #MAFS
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 10, 2019
Dan lied through his teeth to Tamara about why he doesn’t seem that keen anymore.
Dan, bruh, you do realise they’re capturing all of this on film? pic.twitter.com/4ld2QN5fQ7
— Kenë (@therealkene) March 10, 2019
Tamara: I don’t understand how we’ve gone 2 steps back after GC
Tracey: Oh Hun, he hit it and quit it! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/05zyBAzMTJ— Reality Noms (@RealityNoms) March 10, 2019
Jess decided to continue to torture Mick, forcing the poor bloke to stay and infuriating some of the other contestants.
Mick: "I've gone above and beyond"
Never forget #MAFS pic.twitter.com/fXnrRbY3N5
— Dominic Dirupo (@DominicDirupo) March 10, 2019
So I'm confused, does Jessika think they are going to send Dan to spend time at her family's house along with Mick? #MAFS
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 10, 2019
Does Jess and Dan realise that if they leave the show they don’t actually die in real life? #MAFS
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) March 10, 2019
Jess is off the scale #MAFS pic.twitter.com/qwrBvCBMHW
— Blimey! It’s Swell! (@BlimeyItsSwell) March 10, 2019
At least we’re all in this together.
Hands up who agrees that #MAFS would be a totally boring show if you weren't watching it with your fellow bitchy Twitter friends… pic.twitter.com/98hGJbGuj1
— Susan ? (@NovaStar77) March 10, 2019