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The Best Tweets From Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony

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It’s a new week and we have a new episode of Married at First Sight and it was… incredibly boring.

While the promos promised drama and fireworks, we got zilch with no couples breaking up, despite Mick and Billy both voting to leave. Instead they’ll be forced to stay another week with their captors wives. Pray for them.

The best bit of drama came from the contestants dragging Jessika for choosing to stay after she told them all what Mick had said about her fam, which appeared to make zero sense. Thankfully, Twitter was there to recap it all.

Tonight’s MAFS commitment ceremony retold in hilarious tweets:

John went in on Heidi again and FFS, leave the lady alone.

Trisha was really feeling her oats on tonight’s ep. Werk. It.

Billy and Susie argued over ice cream, which is a refreshing change from surfing and sweetener.

Dan lied through his teeth to Tamara about why he doesn’t seem that keen anymore.

Jess decided to continue to torture Mick, forcing the poor bloke to stay and infuriating some of the other contestants.

At least we’re all in this together.