
The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Loose AF ‘MAFS’ Dinner
Dinner parties and Married at First Sight are always a recipe for trashy drama and in tonight’s episode the series may have peaked.
It all kicked off with Mick and Jess still at war and no longer on speaking terms. They both arrived separately to the dinner, avoided eye contact and didn’t exchange a single word the whole night. This finally feels like a real marriage.
Then in a first for this shitshow series, two spouses in different marriages went and pashed each other in the shadows while the rest of the couples chowed down on their meals. Jess and Dan’s actions were nasty as hell and Twitter users were there to call it as they saw it.
Tonight’s MAFS in funny tweets:
Jess and Mick are not speaking and arrived separately to the dinner party.
Mick’s standing by his comments AND his choice in dinner party attire #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3KVNHlaQX3
— Armchair Mare (@ArmchairMare) March 6, 2019
Mick's ability to give zero forks is beyond impressive. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 6, 2019
Martha continued to definitely not get involved in the drama.
Martha right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/D6dyPZXBiq
— Weslee #TeamYvie (@WSpark98NZ) March 6, 2019
Remember when Martha said she doesn’t get involved in every one else’s shit? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/OPNId3fjgB
— Hero (@hierohero1) March 6, 2019
While Billy and Susie pretended like they get along and don’t curse the sight of each other.
Billy’s face after he says the wrong thing is my life vibe #MAFS pic.twitter.com/lhzYCSFURJ
— Stephanie (@_shazell) March 6, 2019
Billy to Susie: We’re getting along. We’re friends
Also Billy: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/7fi1csEuxZ
— Armchair Mare (@ArmchairMare) March 6, 2019
Heidi told Mark and Ning that she is no longer certain about Mike and reckons the spark is gone.
Please don’t interrupt Mike. He’s TRYING to fall in love. #MAFS
— Stephanie (@_shazell) March 6, 2019
Did Heidi really just say she’s not going to marry just anyone when she signed up to marry a complete stranger #MAFS pic.twitter.com/r3gKXbKl4c
— Weslee #TeamYvie (@WSpark98NZ) March 6, 2019
Me waiting for this Dan/Jessika affair drama to unfold tonight #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Ae8kpTYB7O
— Armchair Mare (@ArmchairMare) March 6, 2019
John: Stop giving good advice Mark. I really need this job. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IMh5JAUQUV
— Harvey Specter The Cav (@SpecterCav) March 6, 2019
Like the garbage people they are, Dan and Jess snuck off for a pash, with Tamara and Mick having no clue what as to what went down.
Jesssikkkhhha when Tamara leaves the table #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/FIW3NXpKsk
— Sayitlikeitis (@Sayitli13841755) March 6, 2019
If I drew a pair of eyes on a brick wall with a sharpie it would probably have more charisma than Dan #MAFS
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 6, 2019
This is the unsexiest thing I’ve seen since Ines/Sam #mafs
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 6, 2019
Finally, #MAFS produces a pair that truly deserve each other ? pic.twitter.com/ysXmo2Junz
— Unicorn ? ✨ (@unicornrecaps) March 6, 2019
Damn, that was A LOT to take in.
How I feel after that episode of #MAFS pic.twitter.com/dVVLDZ49vb
— Kayla-Lee Hoye (@kaylaleehoye) March 6, 2019
The first 2 weeks of #MAFS is titled: “Wow – how are these people single?”.
The last 10 weeks is: “Ah, yes. I see now.”
— Dan Ranson (@danranson_) March 6, 2019