LOLZ: The Best Tweets From Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Drama
Crack out the Splenda, Married at First Sight is back for another night and somehow Susie has moved back in with Billy despite his lack of artificial sweetener. The horror.
There were dog butts, bike rides and Mike ~kinda~ telling Heidi he was on his way to loving her, or at the very least will give it a red hot go. Lol.
Most of the drama went down between Jess and Mick, who had a big blow up over how Mick had spoken about Jess’ fam. It ended in Jess hiding in the bathroom while Mick and his mate chatted like nothing was weird. What a shitshow.
Let’s discuss it all over funny tweets!
Billy and Susie are back together and I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
Susie: I really tried. Narrator: no she didn’t #mafs
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) March 5, 2019
*Billy apologies to Susie*
Me:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/PcIoY0jtAD
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) March 5, 2019
Wait til Susie finds out it’s spinach and not kale…#MAFS pic.twitter.com/jywZyrqMEG
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) March 5, 2019
Dan’s mum doesn’t think Tamara is right for his son while Dan told Tamara he didn’t feel a spark between them… after they just sexed. Classy.
"are you falling in love with Dan?" THEY HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE A WEEK LADY WHAT THE FUCK #mafs
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) March 5, 2019
When Dans SISTER asked if Tamara was sexually attracted to her brother… #mafs pic.twitter.com/BBBjowFhhB
— Tamsey-Jade Simpson (@tjtwits) March 5, 2019
Dan: I don’t want to touch you until I feel something. It wouldn’t be right. Last night ah… I was heaps in love #MAFS pic.twitter.com/r8ds7pnX65
— Harvey Specter The Cav (@SpecterCav) March 5, 2019
We all cringed as Mike told Heidi that he will “try” to fall in love with her. Awks.
"I could try to fall in love with you".
No surprise Mike is 44 and single. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 5, 2019
Uh oh Mike has upset Heidi by saying words again #mafs
— Chans (@february_starz) March 5, 2019
Maybe the real lesson here is to just never even say "I love you" at all 🙂 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/bOb4oT0fGk
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 5, 2019
Jules and Cam are doing… just fine. Like always.
That's Cam & Jules 1.5 minutes of screen time tonight.
Lovey dovey don't bring dem ratings. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 5, 2019
After Mick spoke “disrespectfully” about Jess’ family they had a big fight.
Wait, did I just hear that right…
Jess: “I can’t be fake on camera” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/K5Ez8FdCcY— Unicorn ? ✨ (@unicornrecaps) March 5, 2019
It’s seems Mick’s description of Jess’ family is, in fact, spot on #MAFS
— Ashleigh Kreveld (@AKREVZ) March 5, 2019
Jessika was sleazing around last week and this week she’s ‘disrespected’ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/GAqgZVg5rc
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 5, 2019
They argued in front of poor innocent bystander Broxy.
Mick’s mate #MAFS pic.twitter.com/75jCGUS7hh
— gav (@keysey72) March 5, 2019
I feel for Broxy. He wasted all that time cleaning the bathroom, toilet and bird shit. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 5, 2019
Every cloud has a silver lining, hey.
Having witnessed this fight, broxy now has an awesome story for Mick’s next wedding #MAFS
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) March 5, 2019