The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony
We just had another Married at First Sight commitment ceremony and I’m honestly surprised they didn’t all vote to leave so we can start all over again.
Despite the promos making it seem like a few couples would end tonight (pls god, end our suffering) it was only Mel and Dino who called it quits. Considering they were two of the worst matched people in the history of this show I have no clue how/why they lasted so long.
Tbh, I will be suppressing the memory of Dino’s poem for the rest of the season.
Let’s rehash it all in very funny tweets shall we!
Let’s do this!
If anyone tries to talk to me during #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ODmH72uM8z
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) March 3, 2019
Dan appears to be “friend-zoning” Tamara.
“We’re married!”
“Yeah we’ve been intimate!”
“I kinda see her as a friend”
– Dan. All in the space of a minute. #MAFS
— Dan Ranson (@danranson_) March 3, 2019
Tam: So my mother passed away recently..
Dan: No good ey, wanna have some sex yet?
*has sex*
Dan: Yeah I just think we had sex too early, I’m looking more for that emotional connection, I’m worried she’s just a friend. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/SrsxZBxZnw
— Luke Skywalker (@LukeTheMorgz) March 3, 2019
John struggling to look interested talking to the boring couples #MAFS pic.twitter.com/swwH4S46jr
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) March 3, 2019
Nick voted to leave the experiment as Cyrell tried to save their marriage.
Nic adopting the Mick Creepstache™ in an effort to ward off other women nice!! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/oz1tSlWvr8
— Jay K. Cagatay (@jayktweets) March 3, 2019
Cyrell is an angel for having to deal with Nic's hideous pornstache. #MAFS
— O'Malley (@Skualg) March 3, 2019
Mel and Dino called it quits and Dino’s poem made us all feel uncomfortable.
*everyone clamps coz the pain is over*
Dino: I have a written something…
Everyone: oh, Fuck!
#MAFS— sachbrush (@sachbrush) March 3, 2019
He could have taped it and sent it to her
#MAFS— Rosalind Lloyd (@roslloyd32) March 3, 2019
John reacting to Dino’s poem is pretty much all of us ?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/MqNU5eltPG
— Nicky Murphy (@nickymurphy9) March 3, 2019
John finally snapped and called out Susie for speaking to Billy like she’s better than him.
"BILLY SAYS SO MANY WEIRD THINGS!!"
-says the woman who named her child "Baby"#mafs
— e (@em_emily96) March 3, 2019
Ines: I am the worse contestant #mafs has ever seen
Susie: hold my vodka soda
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 3, 2019
Susie: "Omg just be yourself"
*Billy goofs off being his true self*
Susie "Argh stop being weird just relax and be yourself"
The rest of us: "Um wot m8"#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Pm7om3hqDm
— Tilly (@Adams_Tilly) March 3, 2019
Mick exposed Jess for being a flirty monster at the dinner party and voted to leave.
"I don't like the fact that I'm the centre of every drama" #MAFS pic.twitter.com/UXJFkTdT7m
— Kate (@KikkiTee) March 3, 2019
Jessika fully believes she's A-grade material but Australia sees … #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pphkkTuc6p
— Dominic Dirupo (@DominicDirupo) March 3, 2019