INTRUDER ALERT: Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Weddings Retold In Funny Tweets
We’re back for more Married at First Sight and more bloody weddings. Just when we thought that phase of the experiment was over they throw two more couples into the garbage heap. Brilliant.
The Billy and Susie ship looks like a disaster waiting to happen with Susie’s dad being a nightmare and the bride proving to be difficult to impress. Pray for sweet wholesome boi Billy. He’ll need it.
At the opposite end, we have Dan and Tamara, who seem to be heaps cute and well matched. I don’t know how they ended up on this shitshow.
Let’s relive it all in funny tweets!
Okay, who are these random strangers?!
Me right now#MAFS pic.twitter.com/K04lsQJzxa
— birdie (@brydiemckenzie) February 25, 2019
Are the new weddings #MAFS version of ‘have you tried turning it on and off again’?
— The artist formerly known as (@Pocket_Osher) February 25, 2019
Susie is a single mum with a baby called Baby.
Sorry…. her daughter is named Baby??? #mafs pic.twitter.com/CDyqcmwed6
— ❤️ᖇᎯᏣᏂ? (@Bombergrl2000) February 25, 2019
You’re single because you called your child Baby #MAFS
— Megan Hustwaite (@MeganHustwaite) February 25, 2019
“Hi… I have some news for you …I have a baby..”
“And the baby’s name”
“Baby”
“yes the baby’s name”
— shireboi01 (@shireboi01) February 25, 2019
Probz would have made sense to match Susie with fellow single parent Dan but NOPE.
#MAFS why didn’t they match the single parents together – when they’ve both just said they want someone who understands their situation? pic.twitter.com/a7zMRvEEQ6
— S.B (@SurfdogTV) February 25, 2019
or you could, you know… put the single parents together… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ROo38IkDUS
— alysha ? (@intoghostin) February 25, 2019
Susie’s dad was not into Billy.
How’s the dad judging his daughters husband and he’s dressed like he’s been at the casino for 3 days straight. #MAFS
— Maje Micheal Saba (@majemichaelsaba) February 25, 2019
In Soviet Russia I was aerospace engineer, here I drive cab #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Fi84qsN85j
— JMG (@Juancho72) February 25, 2019
This show needs to be called Personal Trainer Wants A Wife. #MAFS
— O'Malley (@Skualg) February 25, 2019
Dan and Tamara’s wedding almost didn’t happen! Jks, we know what you’re doing Channel Nine.
Getting married to a stranger on a boat?! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KYf4tP3EcZ
— Pissant Power (@PissantPower) February 25, 2019
Here's the part where they'll make the groom think the bride isn't showing up, like the mobile phone hasn't been invented yet #MAFS #mafsau
— Lh (@LewisHyde) February 25, 2019
“I’ve actually never cheated on a partner before”
Okay??? Good??? That’s how it’s supposed to be #MAFS pic.twitter.com/MlmFjWfMDD
— Nathan G (@Glendog207) February 25, 2019
Tbh no one really cares about these weddings.
Pictured: Channel 9 trying to breathe new life into #MAFS after Ines/Sam/Lizzie left last night pic.twitter.com/cAejkDEurJ
— Armchair Mare (@ArmchairMare) February 25, 2019
#MAFS I’m over these weddings! Bring back KING DINGALING
— rachelle mackintosh (@MacksWellSmart) February 25, 2019
#MAFS can’t wait for Cyrell to swear in front of the food when she meets these wannabes
— S.B (@SurfdogTV) February 25, 2019