Tonight’s Hectic ‘MAFS’ Honeymoons Retold In Funny Tweets
The dust is settling on the first week of weddings on Married at First Sight, and just when we thought we would get a few happy endings, shit hit the fan on tonight’s honeymoon episode.
While our dream team Cathy and Josh got hot and steamy at the day spa, on the flip-side the love story between Amanda and Tash hit a massive roadblock as Tash seemed to lose all the feels she had at the wedding.
Most of the episode was dominated by Hayley and David who had a fight over wages which doesn’t sound overly interesting until David chucked a tantrum and decided to leave their mutual hotel room, ditching his wedding ring and err…a packet of condoms that I guess was suggestively left for the couple by producers.
What a delightful TV show we have invested our entire lives into. If you thought the episode was hectic, the tweets were even better.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight honeymoons retold in hilarious tweets:
It’s honeymoon time and we can’t help but feel bad for Cathy and Josh getting sent to regional Victoria while Hayley and David live it up in Singapore.
I love when they find out where they’re going on the honeymoon. Like who got the decent one, and who got the cheap one #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) February 6, 2020
Imagine finding out later on old mates got to go to Singapore and you got sent to the Victorian countryside ? #mafs
— Maddie ??? (@madidas96) February 6, 2020
I would’ve thought David and Hayley were better suited to a Bali honeymoon #MAFS
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) February 6, 2020
Everything falls apart between Tash and Amanda, as Tash admits she’s no longer feeling a spark.
When I receive the sixth email of the day that starts with “I hope this email finds you well” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/LOLZjYXrgv
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 6, 2020
Amanda: I just want to lie in the sun all day and do nothing.
Tash: I think I might read my book.
Amanda: IT'S AN OUTRAGE!#mafsau #mafs
— Sinead O'Rebellion (@ICountedItTwice) February 6, 2020
tash pretending to read while she works out how to leave amanda:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/S7kYYY6IZZ
— Haydn Hickson (@haydn_hickson) February 6, 2020
Experts: you’re gay and so are you. It’s a match! #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Tara Monteiro (@taraa_yo) February 6, 2020
Wait.. so the experts havent done a good job?#MAFS pic.twitter.com/Qd9jvN1IAE
— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) February 6, 2020
OMG so we’re already one couple down #mafs pic.twitter.com/wWzVHbwYZL
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 6, 2020
Mikey started to worry that Natasha was too superficial for him, while she continued to worry whether he was “alpha” enough for her.
Helluva lot of treatments there Natasha #mafs pic.twitter.com/D4BPJm3pCw
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) February 6, 2020
Wow, same morning routine as me #MAFS
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 6, 2020
#mafs jumping off the cliff may be tbe better option… pic.twitter.com/XS9JOcARg3
— Kate (@khltlooking) February 6, 2020
Does anyone else get the impression that Natasha is going to be another Laurina from the Bachelor #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/KVOClEfYTp
— Brizey68 (@BV2268) February 6, 2020
Things got hot and heavy between Josh and Cathy.
How many times did they make Cathy walk seductively into the spa, how's that dry hair to wet hair to dry hair ratio #MAFS pic.twitter.com/tecKqdrrli
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 6, 2020
They havent tried very hard with the editing:
– wet hair
– dry hair
– wet hair#MAFS pic.twitter.com/Luxf8fSZ2x— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) February 6, 2020
your sleep paralysis demon when you finally notice their presence #mafs pic.twitter.com/y95L1tQAxE
— 잘자 우리 종현아. (@jackcallahans) February 6, 2020
Was it a prerequisite to have at least 3 shit tattoos to apply for #mafs?
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 6, 2020
After Hayley made a comment about David’s wage, things turned nasty and they had a huge blow-up at dinner ending with him leaving his wedding ring behind.
Soo.. she went on a huge rant about how he shouldn’t judge her past, and you shouldn’t judge a person and she’s judged his wage? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/lfAGYhyirF
— Jenna ? (@Jennabelll) February 6, 2020
Honey, some people wish they could have $25 an hour. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/kIX1lXKBK1
— Layla Genovese (@LibbyLayla) February 6, 2020
David right now… #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/phXd7hwGiZ
— J O D E S ? (@jodes888) February 6, 2020
Well played, experts.
“Let’s put the non-smoker with the smoker. Match made in heaven” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/gk6h2TL7nj
— D ▵▿ I D (@dav1d71) February 6, 2020