Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Weddings Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Married at First Sight is back for our third night of weddings and my second night of ordering UberEats and texting my driver to ‘leave the food at the door and slowly back away’.
On tonight’s edition of MAFS we met the loose unit Hayley and the conservative David, two people with vastly different backgrounds who were of course were matched up and mayhem ensued. Single dad Chris got hitched to Vanessa, who was left feeling self-conscious after thinking her hubby wasn’t attracted to her.
Let’s get to the funny tweets!
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in hilarious tweets:
We meet Hayley and she has some chaotic energy going on.
Hayley moved to Queensland to go to the gym. I wish I was that motivated to go to the gym around the corner from me! #MAFS
— Jen (@jenbrec) February 5, 2020
An Ines by any other name is still an Ines #MAFS
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 5, 2020
Experts: "Is David going to be able to handle Hayley's big personality?"
Australia in unison: "Hell no!"#MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 5, 2020
She walked down the aisle to meet her match in country boy David.
What Hayley thinks when she sees David for the first time. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/7YBZttq17k
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) February 5, 2020
“i want a woman who can be strong and tell me what to do” #mafs pic.twitter.com/UGahhcigqC
— 잘자 우리 종현아. (@jackcallahans) February 5, 2020
oh god his parents right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/RSFgCtq6KK
— ? b a b y ? (@violettfemmes) February 5, 2020
Vanessa met her hubby Chris but things started off super awkward.
I know the bar feels low sometimes for us single people but Chris simply searching for someone who "has a heart" seems achievable at least #MAFS
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 5, 2020
He’s disappointed #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pWZIBsusoy
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) February 5, 2020
WHY DID HE LOOK DOWN #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/40MZjFMp3W
— alysha (@intosneedy) February 5, 2020
This wedding right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/UwBPIY4XXq
— Rue (@Rudoxxx) February 5, 2020
Hayley got loose at the wedding which didn’t go down well with David’s parents.
Hayley chatting with the in laws. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/FP8CLmaUNO
— Mark (@markc01) February 5, 2020
David’s parents looked like they sucked 10 lemons, all called Hayley ???? #MAFS
— Mabez ? (@soundslikemabez) February 5, 2020
The parents are like #MAFS pic.twitter.com/2raNsT3Hoc
— Loddy (@sumwheresmiling) February 5, 2020
The 3 stages before calling the manager https://t.co/2u6sBKtiOl
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) February 5, 2020
Honestly if Chris hurts Vanessa, I’m about to throw hands.
i’ve decided we love vanessa with all our heart in this house and we don’t accept anything less #MAFS pic.twitter.com/AyceZvJa9J
— ? b a b y ? (@violettfemmes) February 5, 2020