18 Things We’ve Learned From This Season Of ‘Married At First Sight’
This season of Married At First Sight is ever so slowly coming to an end and it’s time to celebrate everything we’ve learned along the way as we’ve watched all these mismatched couples try to fall in love.
While no one has ever pretended that marriage is easy work, after eight weeks of being in each other’s pockets our couples have learned a lot from each other and we have learned a lot about them — from how important communication is, to how I’d never ever want to be a participant on this show.
Here are 18 very important life lessons we’ve learned from this season of Married At First Sight.
1. Never, ever swear in front of the food
2. Always have Splenda on hand
3. And never lie about it
4. Do not leave your towels on the ground
5. And don’t promise someone food, only to bring nothing home
6. A chicken hatching emoji is the perfect mating call
7. Don’t trust anyone who says they feel like a cupcake
8. Toast your pizza
9. Know that Nutella will always be there for you
10. Read widely
11. When needing to think deeply about something, iron
At least 32% of footage on #mafs contains a man ironing
— rachelle mackintosh (@MacksWellSmart) March 19, 2019
12. If someone’s getting angry at you, just say you’ve been misconstrued
13. Always remain “compoised”
#MAFSAU #mafs compoised…… pic.twitter.com/QeVhftM4vk
— Dom in the Den (@Sputnik22) March 20, 2019
14. “Deeeeeeead” can be used for any situation where you’re unsure of how to respond, otherwise just let it marinate
I think Jess and Martha both have to marinate a bit more.#Mafs#MAFSAustralia #MafsAU
— Joseph (@JosMALOUFeph) March 19, 2019
15. Get any answer you want out of your partner by forcing a honesty box upon them
Watching Jess and Dan’s honesty box right now like… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5ZDo6yyTj1
— 9Honey (@9HoneyAU) March 27, 2019
16. Remember no one is ever truly King Ding-A-Ling
17. Try to recharge your batteries from time to time
Trisha, R U OK? #FreeTrish
Posted by Punkee on Sunday, 17 March 2019
18. And when it doubt, don’t trust the experts
