
22 Tweets You’ll Relate To On A Spiritual Level If You Hate Exercising
Some people were made for the gym, they absolutely froffed P.E class and spend their weekends doing things like “hiking” and “running marathons”. But there are others that avoid all exercise or physical movement like the black plague.
Sitting firmly in column B, I only exercise to prevent weight gain or dying before the age of 40. Exercising brings me no joy and the gym is the bad place.

I get it, exercising is important for both physical and mental health. Being surrounded by gym membership ads and fitness apps, we don’t need to be reminded to exercise. It’s all around us, but that doesn’t mean we want to do it or will ever stop whinging and moaning about it.
Some of us weren’t born to run, we were born to sit on the couch and watch Netflix.
If this is you, these 22 tweets will be a big mood:
#1.
The gym is a place for people carrying out punishments from greek gods, as in a bike that goes nowhere & a weight that falls on your chest.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 26, 2017
#2.
I love exercising and taking care of my body, it makes me feel good both physically and mentally. I do this 4 to 5 times a year.
— BrainCompany (@BrainCompanyInc) March 26, 2014
#3.
My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one”
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) April 13, 2011
#4.
I wear workout clothes and walk briskly by people eating brunch outdoors to feel better about myself.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) May 9, 2015
#5.
let's calm down guy jogging from the gym parking lot to the gym
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 13, 2013
#6.
I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 16, 2013
#7.
Jumping off a cliff would involve exercise that is why i will never do it
— Ev (@evcu_9) March 2, 2019
#8.
I hate exercise bikes like I'm not going nowhere
— moroccan doll ?? (@dounia) September 27, 2018
#9.
I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) April 8, 2013
#10.
It's time for us all to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it's over.
— Sarah Wine-Thyre ???️? (@SarahThyre) July 30, 2014
#11.
Do people who say, "Exercise helps me relax" know about not exercising?
— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) May 24, 2013
#12.
I can't find the part of this gym where the exercise stuff is, so I'm just gonna get a smoothie and take a nice shower.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) April 8, 2015
#13.
technology is cool because you can text someone & tell them you're at the gym when you're really just watching tv with your pants unbuttoned
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) November 29, 2014
#14.
I exercise so I can feel dead on the outside, too.
— Sarah Wine-Thyre ???️? (@SarahThyre) April 3, 2014
#15.
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
— Spencer Robinson (@13spencer) March 27, 2014
#16.
i'm sleepy all the time and i hate exercise, but i always date men who are addicted to cardio because they get me food when they go running
— Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) August 15, 2017
#17.
My sole source of exercise is getting into jeans after they've been through the dryer.
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) November 22, 2014
#18.
*puts on sports bra*
Well, that's enough exercise for today…— Bogadafet ?? (@bogadafet) October 15, 2015
#19.
well would you look at the time
12
11 ^ 1
10 | 2
9 ⊙–—> i wanna lose weight
8 4 but I hate the gym
7 5 O’clock
6— Logan Smith (@crazylittlelogi) December 27, 2018
#20.
Me: I hate the gym.
All the Jims: We hate you too.
— Crazy Stalker Mom (@texasstalkermom) January 30, 2018
#21.
Just cancelled my gym membership and I guarantee it's better than any runner's high
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 29, 2016
#22.
To be honest, there are plenty of mountains high enough and plenty of rivers wide enough to keep me from you. I hate exercise.
— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) November 1, 2015
All these tweets have inspired me to go take a nice long walk… to my bed.