Judge Jeanine Pirro

Fox News Hits New Low, Implores Americans To Fight Gun Violence By Buying More Guns

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Known for keeping a cool head in the face of terrorism and threats to patriotic freedom, Fox News program presenter Judge Jeanine Pirro has given a well-measured, diplomatic speech on the future of America and the best road the nation should take in tackling terrorism.

Oh wait, that was President Barrack Obama yesterday.

No, Pirro has gone on a mindless rant about how the United States should fight terrorism by purchasing more guns in the aftermath of the San Bernardino shootings that killed 14 people – despite non-terrorism related gun deaths tragically killing one person every 16 minutes in the U.S.

Her starting monologue includes:

“The single deadliest terror attack on U.S. soil since 9/11 has happened.  They’re here and it’s time to stop pussy footing around, time to stop this ‘politically incorrect’ nonsense worrying about other people’s feelings, pull out all the stops and start fighting for the survival of this country and our way of life.

And…

“You need to make a plan; how you’re going to protect yourself, your family, and your kids. This is not about politics. It’s about being safe. It’s about surviving.

Oh and then this:

“The plan:  Number one. Get a gun.  Buy one legally.  Learn how to shoot.  And be primed to use it.  I don’t care if you get a long gun, a handgun, a revolver, a semi-automatic.  Get whatever gun you can handle.  And don’t let anyone talk you out of it. The Second Amendment to the Constitution and the United States Supreme Court confirm your right to have one”.

Translation: Americans have the constitutional right to freak the fuck out and buy all the guns. Buy yourself guns, buy your kids guns, buy your pets guns. GUNS ARE THE ANSWER TO AVOID BEING SHOT BY A GUN. Simple, you non-gun-toting idiots.

Pirro then continues to rant about how the US should “weaponize your local police,” meaning more guns and of course, it isn’t a Fox News segment if they don’t mention the need to “close the borders” and stop refugee settlement programs and amp up government cellphone surveillance, therefore giving up privacy because FREEDOM.

Watch the video below or stab yourself in the crotch with a fork; you will have the same response.

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