Tonight’s MAFS Trash Fire Retold Through Hilarious Tweets
We’re back for another ep of Married at First Sight fam, and have these wedding episodes been going for an entire eternity? Feels like it.
Tonight we saw the weddings of Lauren and Matthew, as well as Elizabeth and Sam. While one couple were super cute and wholesome, we learnt that Sam is a pile of trash and Elizabeth deserves better.
Thankfully, Twitter was there to make the experience more enjoyable.
Tonight’s MAFS retold in funny tweets:
Sam reckons he’s too attractive to be considered for a serious relationship. Poor soul.
Me listening to people complain about how they're too good looking for love #mafs pic.twitter.com/NFOvfOmMlC
— Ashleigh Taylor (@ashy_taylor) February 3, 2019
IMAGINE BEING TOO ATTRACTIVE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nl9vTEAxS1
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 3, 2019
The whole nation has fallen hard for Matthew. What an angel.
Can we all just agree to protect Matthew at all costs now? #MAFS
— Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo) February 3, 2019
*Matthew takes shirt off
Me: pic.twitter.com/pbSCqoIkKR
— Pablo (@Popstar28) February 3, 2019
I want to wrap Matt in bubble wrap and protect him from this piece of shit world. #mafs
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 3, 2019
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't fk with Matt's sister #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DDyBz5NVwX
— Áine Ryan (@AineFRyan) February 3, 2019
Elizabeth and Sam are a disaster waiting to happen.
“I like her eyes and her teeth”
Is he going to farm her for her organs? #mafs
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 3, 2019
“She never shuts up? Really?…that’s great” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Bi9SpKCOhr
— Yandamonium (@Yandamonium) February 3, 2019
During the photo shoot, Sam made some body-shaming comments about Elizabeth and we all think he’s a knob.
Sam: people think I'm a douche because of how I look
Also Sam: says douchy things#MAFS pic.twitter.com/onhVphlwdc— Lala~ (@kdn_yjs) February 3, 2019
“Maybe I’ll get her running in the mornings, she’ll be right” #mafs pic.twitter.com/Nh8y5xSa3a
— Stacey (@staceygoree) February 3, 2019
Does anyone know what concealer Sam uses to cover the scar on his head where the giant cock used to be? #mafs
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 3, 2019
Matthew told Lauren he’s a virgin and her reaction was priceless.
“SHIT!” That is the perfect reaction #MAFS pic.twitter.com/HCCaM7NmQG
— Shelly Horton ?? (@ShellyHorton1) February 3, 2019
“I’m actually still a virgin”
“SHIT”
Meanwhile….”don’t swear in front of the food!!!” #mafs— Tish (@oztish) February 3, 2019
This show will be the end of me.
This is just really difficult to watch…
*still watches* #MAFS pic.twitter.com/qBA6tsqiJ9
— c l a u d i a ??♀️ (@klaudiianna) February 3, 2019