
Tonight’s ‘Honeymoons From Hell’ MAFS Ep Retold Via Hilarious Tweets
Tonight’s episode of Married at First Sight actually punctured my soul and I may never recover.
Sorry, but most of the couples the experts have matched up seem to… HATE EACH OTHER ENTIRELY. This is not enjoyable viewing, instead it’s like being held hostage on a bad date that will never end.
Okay, let’s go back for a quick minute, starting with the only couple that seem to be able to stand the sight of each other: Jules and Cameron. I love them. They are the only thing keeping this sinking ship afloat. They appeared to have had a nice time in New Zealand and don’t curse the sight of one another. That’s a win.

We can’t say the same for the rest of the couples, as they pretty much just constantly fought. Between Ning being rude, Jessika constantly putting down Mick, and Mike being a complete douche to Heidi, it’s safe to say that the honeymoon part of the experiment has failed. Big nope.
The only thing to save tonight’s ep was the Twitter banter. Thank thy lord.
Tonight’s MAFS honeymoons retold via funny tweets:
Jules and Cam are so perfect we’re having Sarah and Telv flashbacks. (Pls don’t do us dirty again.)
Jules and Cam ? I swear if y'all turn out like Sarah and Telv, there are going to be words #mafs
— Kayla Land (@KaylaL17) January 31, 2019
I’ll be protesting outside the channel 9 studios if Jules and Cam pull a Sarah and Telv #MAFS
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) January 31, 2019
Cam and Jules look like a Country Road catalogue and I’m ready to AFTERPAY THE WHOLE STORE #MAFS
— Ashleigh Kreveld (@AKREVZ) January 31, 2019
Ning continued to play with Mark’s feelings.
The pash in the pool #MAFS pic.twitter.com/8ECQydwYsq
— Amanda✨ (@akagillies) January 31, 2019
Footage of me watching Mark and Ning kiss #mafs pic.twitter.com/9Hq263ZvUo
— Beck Casey (@BecCasey) January 31, 2019
What was the criteria for matching Mark and Ning?
“Well, they’re the same species, this will work”. #mafs
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) January 31, 2019
Mick asked Jess the (rather valid) question of whether she’s on the show to boost her Instagram following. She was shook in response.
How DARE you bring up my instagram if you’re not even going to mention MY USERNAME #MAFS
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) January 31, 2019
‘Are you on it for Instragram’ #mafs pic.twitter.com/lKgsPQUbdE
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) January 31, 2019
She is an Instagram model. If she doesn’t post a photo at least once a day, she’ll DIE! #mafs
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 31, 2019
Mel and Dino continued to be awkward together but hilarious.
"It's nice to finally have someone rub me because I usually just have to rub meself"
On ya Mel.
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) January 31, 2019
Melissa headbutted Dino in the dick this is quality television #MAFS
— tanja (@mushi_ushi) January 31, 2019
Anytime Dino and Mel touch #MAFS pic.twitter.com/rh5lw4rLuP
— molly augerinos (@mollyaugerinos) January 31, 2019
Mike wasn’t shy about oversharing whether he and Heidi banged.
#MAFS
Mike: ‘a gentleman never kisses and tells.’
Also Mike: pic.twitter.com/Xygt3ZurFr— S.B (@SurfdogTV) January 31, 2019
So Heidi and Mike banged. #mafs pic.twitter.com/PsNp3JYGnM
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 31, 2019
I blame Jason Statham for the confidence that guys like Mike have #mafs
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) January 31, 2019
Then he went and dismissed Heidi’s story about her childhood and was just an utter jerk.
I hate when someone rants about their childhood trauma ITS JUST RUINS MY DAY #mafs pic.twitter.com/l0tVxB6j5h
— Sarah (@Sarah_Walker87) January 31, 2019
Mike is about as qualified as a therapist as the experts are at matchmaking #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pmgv1Ef0KS
— c l a u d i a ??♀️ (@klaudiianna) January 31, 2019
Whenever apologising to my gf for something my new excuse is now gonna be “I just wanted to go swimming” #mafs
— keegs (@keegs) January 31, 2019
Dean 2018 : I am the biggest douche in Australia
Mike 2019 : Hold my beer…#MAFS
— Camille G (@Cami181) January 31, 2019
This truly is a shitshow.
Seriously if you have nothing nice to say about any of these couples, then come sit with me because quite frankly – same. #MAFS
— c l a u d i a ??♀️ (@klaudiianna) January 31, 2019