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Tonight’s ‘Honeymoons From Hell’ MAFS Ep Retold Via Hilarious Tweets

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Tonight’s episode of Married at First Sight actually punctured my soul and I may never recover.

Sorry, but most of the couples the experts have matched up seem to… HATE EACH OTHER ENTIRELY. This is not enjoyable viewing, instead it’s like being held hostage on a bad date that will never end.

Okay, let’s go back for a quick minute, starting with the only couple that seem to be able to stand the sight of each other: Jules and Cameron. I love them. They are the only thing keeping this sinking ship afloat. They appeared to have had a nice time in New Zealand and don’t curse the sight of one another. That’s a win.

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We can’t say the same for the rest of the couples, as they pretty much just constantly fought. Between Ning being rude, Jessika constantly putting down Mick, and Mike being a complete douche to Heidi, it’s safe to say that the honeymoon part of the experiment has failed. Big nope.

The only thing to save tonight’s ep was the Twitter banter. Thank thy lord.

Tonight’s MAFS honeymoons retold via funny tweets:

Jules and Cam are so perfect we’re having Sarah and Telv flashbacks. (Pls don’t do us dirty again.)

Ning continued to play with Mark’s feelings.

Mick asked Jess the (rather valid) question of whether she’s on the show to boost her Instagram following. She was shook in response.

Mel and Dino continued to be awkward together but hilarious.

Mike wasn’t shy about oversharing whether he and Heidi banged.

Then he went and dismissed Heidi’s story about her childhood and was just an utter jerk.

This truly is a shitshow.