Tonight’s Messy MAFS Episode Retold Via Funny AF Tweets
If you like formal wear and awkward moments that never end, you’re in luck ‘cos Married at First Sight is back for another round of weddings between random strangers. Bless.
Tonight’s couples were all over the shop. Mike and Heidi appear to be a pretty good match. Mike loves himself and Heidi seems to love him too or at the very least…wants to bang the socks off him. Either way, they make a cute couple.
Mark and Ning were a different story. The mum of three wasn’t particularly nice to her new husband making for painful viewing. Like, I reckon she fucking hates him. Poor dude.
Overall, it was a hot mess and Twitter has dissected it all for our entertainment.
Tonight’s MAFS retold in funny tweets:
We met Mike, who seemed to be allergic to wearing a top and isn’t so humble when it comes to his dating past.
Me whenever Mike pops up on the screen with no shirt on #MAFS pic.twitter.com/X49ljDFCJh
— actuallyjake_ (@actuallyjake_) January 30, 2019
‘I’ve left a trail of broken hearts’ #mafs pic.twitter.com/kC9TkKzan9
— Profanity Jane (@Bluestocking_a) January 30, 2019
Mark and Ning are a disaster waiting to happen.
Did anyone ask Mark if he wanted to take on a wife AND three children. Big ask for someone who only owns one cup #MAFS
— Ali Warwick (@alijane42) January 30, 2019
Mark: yeah come over! Bring your own cup #MAFS
— Austin Morris (@amozzzle) January 30, 2019
producers: we need to make it look like he's a lonely bachelor… Oh wait a minute #MAFS pic.twitter.com/YymvajKjXs
— Amanda Nilsson Espinoza (@NilssonEspinoza) January 30, 2019
Mike and Heidi’s wedding was super cute until the bride had to pee in a cup.
“He’s got no hair! Holy shit!”
That’s okay, you’ve got plenty to go around #MAFS— Beca?? (@beckaio_) January 30, 2019
Heidi could always just… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/vCIXic9ova
— Tina Burke (@teeburke_) January 30, 2019
Heidi mate, you need a she wee #MAFS
— Libby (@libbycdominguez) January 30, 2019
While Mark and Ning’s nuptials were painful to watch.
When Mark meets Ning #MAFS pic.twitter.com/vI8fqX42KJ
— Leah Jay (@LeahJayK) January 30, 2019
“I’M JUST HERE FOR THE FOOD” WAS MY LIFE MOTTO. Now it’s “don’t swear in front of the food”. #MAFS
— The artist formerly known as (@Pocket_Osher) January 30, 2019
Picture of Mark and Ning’s wedding #MAFS pic.twitter.com/fassy2ukQE
— A. Lane (@CanberraFlash) January 30, 2019
Ning’s jokes landing like.. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/PysVzR4OF3
— Beca?? (@beckaio_) January 30, 2019
Bring on the slaughter.
The best part of #MAFS is that it lets you maintain the tradition of gathering en masse to see human misery without needing a Roman amphitheatre or a lion.
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) January 30, 2019