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LMAO: Tonight’s Gold Coast MAFS Ep Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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Tonight the Married at First Sight contestants went on schoolies and if that’s not a good enough excuse to drink goon mixed with Mountain Dew while watching, I don’t know what is.

As the married couples arrived on the Gold Coast, some split into double dates while Mike and Heidi continued to butt heads. On the flip-side, Cam told Jules he loved her and she returned the sentiments and it was way too wholesome for this show.

Thankfully Ines and Sam brought us back down to earth hooking up with each other, just after Ines had a date with her actual (TV) husband Bronson. Absolute filth.

Let’s lol about it all over tonight’s funny AF tweets:

The couples converged on the Gold Coast…for some reason.

Mick vented to the boys about his sex life with Jess.

Cam told Jules that he was in love with her and we all melted into a puddle of tears.

Heidi tried to teach Mike the language of love and he didn’t quite compute.

Sam and Ines went on a date, discussed olives and ended up in Sam’s room.

We are all bad people.