BLASPHEMY: There Are People Out There Dipping Pizza In Milk & It’s A Legit Crime
The religion of the holy church of pizza has been severely disrespected, as a photo was posted to Twitter by a 20-year-old college student showing a slice of pizza being dipped into a glass of… milk! Mother-fudgin’ milk?!
While most of the responses has been negative, there are a few (crazy) people out there hailing the invention as a success. The blasphemous flavour combo has predictably sent the interwebs into a spin.
Pizza + Milk = a great combination???????????? pic.twitter.com/G9LGvTatjF
— zay (@IsaiahDaGawdd) March 3, 2017
If you thought pineapple on pizza was the biggest pizza topping abomination, than think again. Mixing hot pizza with cold milk? That shit is just wrong.
Seriously, who is drinking milk with pizza floaties in it, and eating soggy creamy pizza? It’s a crime against food and Twitter is not standing for it.
good morning everyone except the person who dipped their pizza in milk
— rainbow cowperson???? (@gothbaseball) March 4, 2017
I read somewhere that people are WILLINGLY dipping their pizza in milk and I will not sit here quietly while such atrocities are going on
— món (@RGKMC_) March 4, 2017
There are two types of people in the world:
1) People who say pizza in milk is good
2) Liars— Jararu (@JararuWasTaken) March 5, 2017
If we're on a date and you dip your pizza in milk I'm getting up from the table and walking away. I don't need to be around that energy.
— Elijah (@EEEEEElijah) March 3, 2017
Case closed.