On the prowl for a big boob friendly wedding guest dress
When I first moved to Australia, I was so excited to get stuck into the shopping. Aussie designers made such cutsie clothes and I wanted in on the fun. However, after my first waltz around a Westfield, I was left depleted. Everything that I picked up looked adorable from the front, but then I twizzled it around and the back had been ravaged/chomped at/dissolved into thin air.
Right where my bra strap would be sitting was a vast open plain.
What followed was years and years of near misses – cute tops that were tossed aside because my boobs simply couldn’t be contained and dresses that I still think about were left behind. But now I’ve reached wedding season. A whole host of my mates are getting married and throwing fancy parties that require me to a) look phenomenal and b) not pop a tit on the dancefloor.
So I’ve made it my mission to curate a genuinely good selection of boob-approved wedding guest dresses for my fellow big tittie committee members.
Ramie puff sleeve seamed detail midi dress by AERE via The Iconic, $170
AERE Ramie puff sleeve seamed detail midi dress wedding guest dress. Image credit: The Iconic
Farrah dress by Yumi Kim via Revolve, $431.65
A gorgeous floral print with a full back and cutsie little puff sleeves.
Farrah dress by Yumi Kim. Image credit: Revolve
Lucinda v-neck twist back midi dress yellow by Selfie Leslie, $105.99
While this has some back cut-outs, the twist sits just in the right spot for an industrial bra to live peacefully underneath.
Selfie Leslie Lucinda twist dress. Image credit: Selfie Leslie
Mael midi dress by Tussah via The Iconic, $159.95
Mael midi dress by Tussah. Image credit: The Iconic
Metallic taffeta one-shoulder ruffle full skirt tailored maxi dress by Karen Millen, $232
Metallic taffeta one-shoulder ruffle full skirt tailored maxi dress. Image credit: Karen Millen
Plus woven floral cold shoulder maxi dress by Boohoo, $33
Plus woven floral cold shoulder maxi dress. Image credit: Boohoo
Calissa maxi dress by SNDYS via The Iconic, $139
Calissa maxi dress by SNDYS. Image credit: The Iconic
Long linen dress with puff sleeves by Massimo Dutti, $169
Long linen dress with puff sleeves. Image credit: Massimo Dutti
Gemalyn midi dress angel sleeve v-neck split dress in olive by Showpo, $42
Gemalyn midi dress angel sleeve v-neck split dress in olive. Image credit: Showpo
Christoff maxi dress in floral by Petal + Pup, $99
Christoff maxi dress in floral. Image credit: Petal + Pup
Curve satin batwing bias maxi dress in blurred floral by ASOS, $136
Curve satin batwing bias maxi dress in blurred floral. Image credit: ASOS
Image credit: The Iconic, Selfie Leslie, Karen Millen