The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Fam Reunion
Tonight on Bachelor In Paradise, the final four couples got the chance to bring their family and friends to interrogate their partners and you know what that means? Ciarran got thrown on the fire and grilled like a Bunnings snag. We love to see it.
Kiki’s mum was not messing around and after her daughter told her that he had not been truthful with her, she absolutely went in on Ciarran who she deemed “a lying, cheating dog.” Seriously, I could watch an entire spin-off season of Kiki’s mum just dressing down Bachy fuckbois.
In happier news, the couple that continues to hold this whole shitshow together — Alisha and Greg — both said they were falling in love with each other after Alisha’s mum gave her seal of approval. Considering everything Alisha went through with Jules last year, our girl deserves this.
Let’s dissect the whole episode via funny tweets, OK? OK!
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in hilarious tweets:
Litney and Jackson decide to leave paradise and try dating back in Australia.
Brittney (almost) making it through a full season and finding someone is what ?? we’re ?? here ?? for#BachelorInParadiseAU
— giorgio (@gee__tee) August 5, 2020
Noooo Littney is leaving AND we don't get to meet Garlo Senior again?!!#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/oCwOjRVwAm
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) August 5, 2020
The fact that Brittney has left and we still have two hours of Ciarran to get through is truly an abomination #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) August 5, 2020
The rest of the couples all give each other their roses, except for Scot and Mia who let’s be real, barely even know each other.
Scot and mia are actually hilarious please don't meet each others families right now #BachelorInParadiseAU
— jumbo?? (@sianvaladian) August 5, 2020
Ugh, enough of the happy couples, I want flaming dumpsters, DAMMIT! ? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/k0k0nY4rQf
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) August 5, 2020
Alisha’s mum arrives to paradise and is already Glenn’s biggest fan. She tries to grill him but she finds Glenn to be genuine about his feeling for Alisha.
I stan a single mum who raises a daughter who is clearly as wonderful as Alisha #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/wjCpanfzzI
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) August 5, 2020
Alisha's mum should spend 5 minutes with Ciarran to appreciate what Alisha has with Glenn #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Alex Lucifero ✭ (@LuciferoAlex) August 5, 2020
Glenn and his brother #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ICh0XxXlgo
— Hayley Wilkinson (@hayleywilk_) August 5, 2020
so do glenn and neil have a secret triplet that’s filthy rich, single and looking for someone? just asking for a friend (me) #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/9QEQrBq3wY
— 잘자 우리 종현아. / 사랑하자 ♡ (@jackcallahans) August 5, 2020
Alisha and Glenn tell each other they’re falling in love and my heart can’t take it.
Me watching most of this season: IM NEVER DATING EVER AGAIN
Me watching Glenn/Alisha: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/4xskrm026G— Hailey. (@HAILEY_wood) August 5, 2020
I genuinely don't think I'll survive if Alisha and Glenn don't get married and produce beautiful babies because I see their future and it's brighter than mine will ever be ??#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Allison 'Defund The Police' (@infiniteallien) August 5, 2020
Conor and Mary meet each other friends and fam. It’s cute and afterwards they decide to become official boyfriend/girlfriend.
Finally remember who Connor reminds me of #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/GL5fv6ibEU
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) August 5, 2020
Mary: "I'm concerned about being vulnerable about my feelings"
Also Mary: "I LOVE CONNOR"#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/5LfuEBfTvs
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 5, 2020
Mary trying to tell Connor she loves him and telling him to stop smiling because it’s throwing her off is such a mood. ? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— ???? ????? (???) (@Kazza169) August 5, 2020
Hot guy at work: *holds door open for me*
Me: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/5QHWAKxREX
— Niccy T (@NicReality) August 5, 2020
Matt’s dad isn’t convinced that Renee is over Ciarran, meanwhile Renee’s grandparents are worried Matt is a player.
Renee’s grandparents when they hear about Ciarran vs. when they hear about Matt #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/p0Hd5JP72L
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) August 5, 2020
What girls are throwing themselves at a bmx rider ?#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lopez_o1 (@Lopezo110) August 5, 2020
A blind man’s seeing eye dog could see Renee is not over Ciarran #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) August 5, 2020
i don’t think renee wants to touch ciarran with a 10ft pole but she’s still going to be hurting from what he did and that’s not unreasonable ? men are so.. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/oPeldE1CVP
— tayla ? (@mynameistayIa) August 5, 2020
Kiki’s mum absolutely grills Ciarran, who maintains that he’s always been honest. Meanwhile, Kiki tells Ciarran’s friend that he lied to her about spending the night with Abbie and Renee.
i can't believe i thought kiki already knew about the abbie and renee stuff #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/gLdz4Zz5DC
— Andrea (@bethwoodvilles) August 5, 2020
Ciarran: "I have been honest the entire time – I am the most honest person in the entire paradise"
Kiki's mum, Renee's Grandparents, Steve the Human Lie Detector… everyone else:
#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/YH5jRLyXIZ
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) August 5, 2020
Me listening to Kiki's mum take down toxic dollar store draco malfoy #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/zyYmfeSeDn
— bethany ? (@bmj_br) August 5, 2020
YES KIKI’S MUM LMAOO! DRAG HIM TO FILTH! #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/nM7CrT5DTK
— alysha (@intosneedy) August 5, 2020
Kiki’s mum giving off strong Mrs Weasley vibes and we have no choice but to stan #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/5qRc5LdfHH
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 5, 2020
After a heated discussion with Ciarran, Kiki contemplates leaving paradise.
Ciarran: What do you mean I can't screw a bunch of women around and face zero repercussions? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/hKWFyJ6UmN
— Hailey. (@HAILEY_wood) August 5, 2020
Anyone calling Ciarran out on his shitty, toxic behaviour
Ciarran: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/3lYYXMNwXL— Arianne Rich (@ariannerrich) August 5, 2020
Bring on the carnage.
Ciarran’s exes collecting the receipts? Then coming after him for all he’s got… If I was them, I‘d go for his scarf collection ?? #bachelorinparadise #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/xt3LoVBY4s
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@dramaticpod) August 5, 2020